The Republican Party decides to put “reasonable gun control” in their party platform before the mid-term elections in 2018:
…and yes, you too may use the words “Republican Party” in your suggestions if so desired.
Category: Friday Feature
5 Worst Times For Your Water To Break
Ranked in ascending order of foulness:
- Halfway up the Matterhorn
- The day before you start a new job (i.e. they don’t have to give you maternity leave)
- During your wedding ceremony
- While receiving oral sex (and before having your orgasm)
- A week after the United States has instituted a “single payer” (i.e. NHS) healthcare system.
Your suggestions in Comments. I can’t wait to hear from my Lady Readers.
Caption Competition #8
This pic was apparently taken in London in the late 1950s:
Your captions in Comments.
5 Worst Pussified Male Politicians
In ascending order of dreadfulness, as always:
- Tony Blair, Has-Been BritPM
- Every male Swedish, Danish and Norwegian Prime Minister since 1980
- Barack Obama, Has-Been POTUS
- Emmanuel Macron, current FrogPres
- Justin Trudeau, current CanuckPM
Your votes in Comments.
Caption Competition #7
Your suggestions in Comments.
5 Worst Things To Say Or Hear At The Altar On Your Wedding Day
Ranked in order of awfulness:
- “I thought you had the ring.”
- “I take thee ummm… what’s your name again?”
- “What do you mean, you filed for bankruptcy yesterday?”
- “My mother’s joining us on the honeymoon.”
- “Honey? I think you forgot your Maxi-Pad…”
and a bonus (from Doc Russia):
- “I now pronounce you husband and wife.”
You suggestions in Comments…