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Category: Friday Feature
5 Worst Song Performances
The song might have been a good one, but the rendition left a lot to be desired. In ascending order of tunelessness (and no links because projectile vomiting):
- Whiskey In The Jar — Metallica
- Danke Schön — Wayne Newton
- Yesterday — every single person except Paul McCartney who ever tried to sing it
- Tutti Frutti — Pat Boone
…and OMG, in its own special Hall Of Shame For One:
- My Way — Frank Sinatra
Look up the performances at your own peril.
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5 Worst Excuses For Being Late For School
In order of implausibility:
- “My little sister hid my backpack.”
- “The dog wouldn’t move away from lying in front of my dad’s car.”
- “It was the Russians.”
- “I had a panic attack because Donald Trump is President.”
…and the absolute worst reason for being late for school:
- “My gym teacher just wouldn’t let me get out of bed this morning.”
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Caption Competition #11
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5 Worst Uses For Your Dick
Ranked in order of foulness:
- peeing on the flag
- waving it at your new ex-wife as you walk out the courtroom
- as a prop in your “How To Make Sausage” class
- slapping a midget across the face
- impregnating Amy Schumer.
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