According to the usually-dependent Daily Mail, Oz actress Elizabeth Debicki “showed cleavage” at some show or other:
Now I don’t know much about a lot of things, but I can certainly claim to know a great deal about cleavage, having leered looked at said phenomenon at least once a day over many decades — and lemme tell y’all, that’s not a cleavage. This is a cleavage:
Standards… if we don’t keep to them, what are we left with?
…and we’re not talking shotguns, either. No, as I’ve mentioned in the past on several occasions (here, here, here and here), I get confused between two totties unless their pics are side by side (again, not a shotgun reference). I speak of Una Thurman (L) and Natascha McElhone (R):
“But Kim,” you say, “they don’t look anything alike, and their names are dissimilar. Even for your addled old brain…”
Uh huh.
See what I mean? No? Oh well.
They’re still both totally hot.
“How about some Jazz Age hotties, Kim?” Oh, why not…
Okay, like some of the cars in the above post, some may be repros — but as long as they perform like the old ones, who cares?
I see that FoxNews hottie Julie Banderas is getting divorced — having announced it in rather a public fashion:
Of course, she comes with three (3) small kids, so caveat emptor.
Always thought she was hot, kids or no kids.
Why oh why do these women keep doing this to me?
And it’s all very well to say, “Oh, if it bothers you that much, don’t open the links” — like that’s an option.
And FYI: the pics contain links to the offending articles. Welcome to MY world.
Back in the days when men were men and women knew how to deal with them, such an exchange would have been commonplace:
Laura Woods, by the way, is a Brit TV sports hottie:
Note that she didn’t start wailing about “trolls” and “#MeToo” or “online abuse” or any of the modern-day grrrrls’ complaints. Nope; she stepped up and
…which is what he deserved.