Go on, disagree with me, I dare ya:
Some earlier ones of the happy couple:
They’re pretty much always seen together (togethora?), which is unsurprising really, from his perspective.
Category: Gratuitous Chick Pics
Monday Funnies
What… you thought you’d escape the Monday Funnies just because it’s Christmas Day?
Well, you have. But here are a few XXXmas totties just to brighten your day and take away the sting of finding coal in your cock sock.
And if you think that’s bad, see what Chris Muir dun.
3 Worst Women
Here are the three worst kinds of women to be romantically involved with, in no specific order:
- College professors. They are used to being treated like gods in the classroom, and they expect you to do the same. Or they’re fucking headcases who teach one of the “___ Studies” courses.
- HR career women. Fortunately, these things are generally unspeakably ugly and your chances of getting involved with one of them are slim, unless you’re a masochist in which case you deserve everything you get.
- Comedians (we used to call them “comediennes”, but now that’s apparently taboo). If you want every detail — emotional, sexual, whatever — of your private life to become just another part of her act, date one of these grunts*.
*except for Irish comedienne Aisling Bea, who is totally hot and could say anything about me she wanted, as long as I could do unspeakable things to her young Irish body when she’s not on stage.
Phwoarrrrr…
TOGETHER?
We interrupt this day’s normal posting fare of guns, political invective and cars etc. to bring you some broken news:
Salma and Penelope in a movie together?
Yes, you got that right:
I was too excited to read the movie’s name, but come on, that happens sometimes.
I feel faint…
Peerless Hottie
Here’s a little Salma Trifecta for you, and they’re all pics taken recently:
That is all.
Toothsome Threesome
There was some inconsequential awards show [redundancy alert] over the past weekend somewhere, which should be of little interest to anyone, except that there were some decent attendees. Here are three such (Demi Moore, Salma Hayek and Eva Longoria):
“What about close-ups, Kim?”
Oh, why not:
That’s what I would call a proper smorgasbord of fun, right there.
The rest of the attendees were the usual boring crowd, inter alia Oprah, Meryl Streep, some of the Kardashian coven, etc. so we won’t bother with them.