World’s Worst Photographer:
Runner-Up:
Pics borrowed / stolen from Knuckledragger, thankee Kenny. (Yeah I know, he himself borrowed / stole them from SOTI; don’t care.)
Category: Gratuitous Chick Pics
Ginger Nuts
…that would be me. Crazy ’bout them redheads.
Apparently, today is Kiss A Ginger Day (don’t ask how or why, I just report what I read SOTI). Ordinarily I’m opposed to made-up holidays (e.g. MLK Day or Secretary’s Day), but I think I could bend the rules for this one.
Sadly, though, I’ll not be able to get into the spirit of the thing, for all sorts of reasons (including being married, and to a non-redhead withal, and not actually knowing any real redheads at the moment). And my innate sense of self-respect (not to mention fear of los federales ) prevents me from just planting a smooch on the cheek of a random redhead I may encounter in the street.
However, I can play a game, that being:
Of the redheads pictured below, which ONE (as pictured) would you like to kiss above all the others?
And to make it interesting, there’s no chaste peck-on-the-cheek bullshit; it would be a long, tongue-‘n-teeth affair which could get you arrested in twenty states. Here they are:
Amy Adams
Ann-Margret
Angela Scanlon
Deborah Kerr
Gina Lollobrigida
Greer Garson
Cassandra Peterson
(a.k.a. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark)
Gillian Anderson
Isla Fisher
Jessica Chastain
Sarah Rafferty
Alicia Witt
Kathy Douglas
Maureen O’Hara 
Lindsay Lohan
Jill St. John
Karen Gillan
Emma Stone
Maisie Smith
Patsy Palmer
Shirley-Ann Field
Kate Walsh
Poppy Montgomery
Rhonda Fleming
Perhaps the ultimate Ginger:
Tina Louise
And finally:
Just any old ginger will do, thanks
If I’ve omitted your favorite ginger, feel free to tell me all about it in Comments.
Just remember that Christina Hendricks isn’t a real redhead… if that’s important.
Lady Readers may go below decks, so to speak:
Random Totty
Here’s a pretty face etc. which caught my eye recently, all belonging to one Erin Heatherton.
And she should cause problems for Hamas, because…
One Sexy Nigora
Go on, disagree with me, I dare ya:
Some earlier ones of the happy couple:
They’re pretty much always seen together (togethora?), which is unsurprising really, from his perspective.
Monday Funnies
What… you thought you’d escape the Monday Funnies just because it’s Christmas Day?
Well, you have. But here are a few XXXmas totties just to brighten your day and take away the sting of finding coal in your cock sock.
And if you think that’s bad, see what Chris Muir dun.
3 Worst Women
Here are the three worst kinds of women to be romantically involved with, in no specific order:
- College professors. They are used to being treated like gods in the classroom, and they expect you to do the same. Or they’re fucking headcases who teach one of the “___ Studies” courses.
- HR career women. Fortunately, these things are generally unspeakably ugly and your chances of getting involved with one of them are slim, unless you’re a masochist in which case you deserve everything you get.
- Comedians (we used to call them “comediennes”, but now that’s apparently taboo). If you want every detail — emotional, sexual, whatever — of your private life to become just another part of her act, date one of these grunts*.
*except for Irish comedienne Aisling Bea, who is totally hot and could say anything about me she wanted, as long as I could do unspeakable things to her young Irish body when she’s not on stage.
Phwoarrrrr…