There was some inconsequential awards show [redundancy alert] over the past weekend somewhere, which should be of little interest to anyone, except that there were some decent attendees. Here are three such (Demi Moore, Salma Hayek and Eva Longoria):
“What about close-ups, Kim?”
Oh, why not:
That’s what I would call a proper smorgasbord of fun, right there.
The rest of the attendees were the usual boring crowd, inter alia Oprah, Meryl Streep, some of the Kardashian coven, etc. so we won’t bother with them.
Sorry, Kim, but Salma is the only one of the three I’d even consider giving the time of day.
I agree, but I have to say that I’ve always been a fan of Demi’s husky contralto voice — and to have her murmuring sweet nothings in my ear… I think you get the picture.
All are great looking ladies. And the fact that they are all brunettes too. Brunettes are better.
It’s a relief to see that Demi is still rather fetching these days. Not long ago I saw some clickbait-y pic that purported to show her “before” and “after” feminism; the former pic from the early to mid-90s when she was at her peak, the latter showing some unrecognizable 300-pounder waddling along. As James Herriot once wrote, “a formidable fortress of a woman”. The moral of the story: never click on the bait. (And if you really, really must, browse it in incognito mode. You know, just like you do with porn.)
(I’ve said too much.)
I myself don’t drink, however I firmly believe in the saying “women are like wine, finer with age” The examples on this post prove that.
Demi Moore’s dress is hideous.
What do Charlie Sheen and Bruce Willis have in common? Ashton Kushner is filling their old slot. Somewhat dated joke.
JQ
If I were the plastic surgeon who had done Demi’s boobs, I’d be very disappointed in her choice of dresses.