Read these two headlines — the first using standard pronoun terminology, the second the woke version — and see which one is more comprehensible.
So… being sexually exploited caused Doug Hutchison to get breast implants too? I am SO confused…
Here are the objects in question, by the way:
I report, you decide.
…shown by a Brit, of all people:
Lady Victoria Hervey has insisted she feels ‘safer’ when carrying a gun in ‘dangerous LA’ – and has suggested a ban on firearms would lead to a ‘genocide’ in the US.
The 45-year-old socialite and former ‘It Girl’, who is the daughter of the 6th Marquess of Bristol, and has in the past shared controversial opinions, told The Mirror that while she supports stricter regulations, she doesn’t agree with at total ban.
Now the reason this titled British tart has these oh-so-horrid beliefs is that she doesn’t live in Britishland, but in Los Angeles — hence her refreshing (and no doubt well-founded) opinion. And she’s right, of course, especially in Los Angeles, which in no way resembles even London or Manchester when it comes to serious violent crime. But when it comes to “stricter gun regulations”, it’s hard to see how anywhere could be stricter than L.A. in that regard, so she’s of course wrong about that.
Frankly though, I’m amazed that Our Vicky can even pick up a gun, given that she’s long been the World’s Skinniest Non-Anorexic Woman Not Living In The Third World:
…that I inexplicably still find sexy. I know I know, they are long past their “Use By” date, but still…
Cyndi Lauper (75)
I just think she’d be great fun.
Marsha Blackburn (70)
Like so many beautiful women in this country, she’s a native of Laurel, MS.
Blythe Danner (79)
Always loved her, and would love to meet her in person, as long as she didn’t bring her dreadful daughter (Gwyneth Paltrow) along.
I don’t think I have to explain my confusion between these two actresses:
Margaret Qualley
Margo Stilley
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Miss Qualley in anything, but I certainly remember La Margo in the gloomy 9 Songs movie, oh yes I do…
Oh FFS… just when I’d figured out the difference between Maya 1 and Maya 2, the foul DM throws another couple Maya houris my way. Meet Maya Hawke (no, I have no idea either) and Maya Vander (ditto):
These, I can tell apart.
My old post on Doubles should serve as background to this post, so go back in the mists of time to read it.
Here we have a couple new entrants to this crowded field, Maya Jama and Maya Henry.
Maya Jama:
Maya Henry:
I know, they look nothing alike. But when one sees, for example, a headline shouting “MAYA SHOWS HER BOOBS!”, you will understand my confusion as to which superstructure I’ll be seeing when I click on the link.
It’s a tough life of confusion I live, to be sure.