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And on we go:

…as we all remember how they laughed when Trump warned them about letting Russia control their gas- and oil industry.

…was she trying to stop the cops from arresting her boyfriend for murder?  Yes.  Did she deserve to get punched in the face?  Also yes.

…just about everything.

…imagine that.  Why, them uppity niggers complainin’ after all the White Massa done for ’em.

…pass the popcorn, Simon.

…which actually says more about you than it does him — I mean, you did take the necklace, didn’t you?

…and in a totally-unrelated related news item, Texas-based H.E.B. to open new Plano store in 6 weeks’ time.

…and then the dumbass has to pay it all back, plus interest, when the mistake is discovered.  Key word:  Australia.

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…key word:  Scottish.

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…okay, maybe they weren’t dressed quite like this.

Finally:

This just in at Steve Barnett’s place:

Holy moly, but that’s a pretty one… especially in close-up:

And they have one, just as pretty, in .22 LR as well… and at over 60 years old (like me), these look in better shape than I am.

[whimper]

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Let’s sink our teeth into it, then.

…okay:  who wants to be the one to tell him?

…simple answer: fuck off and die.  No more experimental vaccines in my body, ever again.

…and you lying cocksuckers can FOAD too, because you’re not fooling anyone.  You’re going to use your newly-recruited sturmtruppen to target conservative taxpayers with audits.

…yes, really, don’t come — we have ten Uvalde-type incidents here every day in North Texas, and especially in Plano.

…yeah, what he said.

…no there won’t, so shut the fuck up, Senator, and stop feeding into the Democrats’ Demonization / Hysteria / Enable the FBI program.

And in post-apartheid Seffrica:

…of course it isn’t.  Only Whites can be guilty of hate speech.

…as long as it was hit by a small bird, and not by one of these birds.  That would have been a write-off.

…keyword:  Australian.

…his defense:  “Bitch had it coming.”

…when your city is too chaotic for the Prince Of Darkness…

…nothing “horrible” about it.

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…kinda like fighting fire with gasoline and matches, really.  And in Spain?

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Viva Espana!

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And thus, the news:

…fuckin’ Swedes should stick to lutefisk or whatever crap they eat.

…good grief, that’s like ten years’ worth of their annual GDP.

…did somebody say, “DARWIN”?

…you know you’re a loser when even Child Protective Services says all you’re good for is fucking strangers for money.

…same thing Over Here.  You want something illegal done without risk of prosecution, hire a “minority” to do it.

…NOTA. In fact, my choice would be Jacob Rees-Mogg.  In a sane world, he’d be my Deputy World-Emperor.

…putting a whole new slant on the expression, “leaving it till the last minute”.

…keep ’em coming, TXGov Abbott… give till it hurts.

…yeah, we knew that.

…ye gods, it’s Duckface vs. Fuckface.

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…and I have to concur:  it’s beyond belief.

 

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…and boy, the news is extra shitty today.

…and:

…yeah, so remind me why I should get vaccinated again?  Hint:  never, and fuck off.

…I think we should extend that policy to the un-imprisoned pedophiles as well.  Try to convince me I’m wrong.

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…oooh, the Fibbies must be getting fwightened…

…probably a good idea, come to think of it.  Not that I’m wishing any kind of physical violence against our beloved federal police force, oh no, not me.

…and the next time some terrified homeowner shoots a fed agent by mistake, of course he’ll be the bad guy.

…but hanging and the firing squad are too Krool & Hartless.  Whatever:

…when Captain Slow has a wreck, there’s not much hope for the rest of us.  On the other hand, most of us don’t play silly-bugger games in tunnels.

…am I the only one who had a sudden 1941 flashback?

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…and if her parents aren’t very proud of her, Child Welfare should be called in.

Finally:  I’m sick of the news.  So instead, here are some Ferraris, suitably accessorized:

So much for the news.

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So let’s use some of that obscure ammo to shoot the first asshole on the list:

…treason trial to begin in 5…4…3… what, no trial?  No firing squad?  Are we surprised?

…from Justin Fidelson, we expected anything else?

…sorry kids, but unless Tony Blair is arrested for calling someone a “twat” on Twitter, we Over Here have more to worry about.

…to which Boris replied: “Hey, remember when I was fired from being Prime Minister?”  He also said: “Slovenia is excellent and I shagged myself silly!”

…yay, so there’s at least ONE Brit with the right idea.

…yeah, more “Sandal” people killing “Gourd” people, or maybe it’s the other way round.  Whatever.

And still on the topic of speaking in tongues:

…ah yes, the Anglicans;  irrelevant (and wrong) as always.

…key word:  lawyer.  And her name:  Karen Snitch.

…key word:  “Jamaicans”.

…not to be taken literally, because this is Britishland, not Murka.

…more to the point, we don’t need any of you assholes.  As you may soon find out.

…considering the competition, not much of a victory.

…man, when those Brits set out to eliminate “embarrassments” to the Royal Family, they sure can be sneaky.  Tunnels in Paris, and now a mountain lion…

…argh, FFS.  Can’t you chicks do anything without over-complicating the thing?

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…who she, you say?

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So now you know;  that, and the news.