Category: Bad News

This, our first-ever All-International Roundup, is sponsored by:

Pure class, them Strylians, huh?  Try this:

...nice to know that the WAGov has taken care of all the region’s other problems.

...proof that 2022 Russia isn’t the same as 1941 Russia.  And:

...a.k.a. “pre-surrender”.

...I dunno;  you oppress a nation for nearly fifty years, and this is how they repay you?

...LOL so: would you have no problem with people attacking homosexualists, OR prefer that the Swedes deport all Third-Worlders?

Or you could just do what the Krauts are going to do:

...thus making the problem of “Third-World immigrant violence” disappear, just like that.

…showing that Brits can get it right on occasion.

And in election news:

...good ol’ Silvio:  still politicking, still bonking younger women.  The man’s a national treasure.

...not to be unkind, but there’s enough blubber there to keep TWO houses warm.

... and trust me, you do NOT want to go there… o-kay, but you’ve been warned.

And in guaranteed link-free INSIGNIFICA:

     

 

Finally, from Wales:

…ah yes, we haven’t been here for a while, so it’s time for a little more Carol:

 

…and some earlier-vintage Carol:

And that’s all the news from the international front [sic].

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And into the news we slide:

...so you get a guy who has been clinically diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome onto your live TV show, and are shocked — shocked! — when he says “rim”.  Which, by the way, is actually a harmless word in the context in which he used it.

...just wait till the conscripts get there;  it’s going to get worse.

...resist it.  Fix the fucking economy first.

...if it were only vapors and couches, all would be well.  But the dickless Karens wanna get the guy fired.

...that many?

...I got nothing.

...and Texans explain to Sec. Buttplug why he should just fuck off.

...thank you Sir, may I have another?

And on a similar topic:

...man jumps into snake pit, complains when he gets bitten.

…Mr. Scorpion, meet Mr. Frog.

...whatever he says, it had better be good considering all the fine poontang I’ve given him and all the life decisions I’ve entrusted him with over the years.

From the annals of INSIGNIFICA:

 

…I’ll bet money that she hasn’t tasted it in years, if ever.

…I bet quite a few men would be comfortable inside her skin, too.  Fifty-seven?  Have mercy…

…and some others, because why not?

I’m betting Shania doesn’t need any Olly…

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So in that excellent school spirit, we see the following:

…next up:  dildos for gradeschoolers.  You heard it here first.

...amazingly, not in Scarsdale NY, but Pakistan.

In other news:

…eh, tell the old bitch to fuck off and MYOB.  She’ll be gone by December, anyway.

 
…and in a related item:

…so now most of the country is bizarro, according to President Braindead.

…gettin’ scary out there, folks.  Time To Carry (as if we need reminding).

From the International News Desk:

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…for Princess Sourpuss, that’s hardly a new look.

…key words:  “alcohol”, “of no fixed abode”, and “Liverpool”.  I’m amazed that she was even arrested, given the circumstances.

And speaking of Matters Sexual:

…meh;  his dick, his choice of recipients.  As it should be.

…don’t all rush there at the same time, or you’ll crash the page.

And from the INSIGNIFICA Files:

   

…aaahhhh, I still can’t get used to RollerGirl being over 50:

 

At any age, Bubba.

And on that deep throat thought, we end the news.

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Let’s scurry off into the news…

…you had me at “Biden gets hopelessly confused and lost”.

…let’s hear it for Liz:

...reading to be followed soon by practical instruction, no doubt.  Fucking groomers, shoot them all.

...ummm Mr. Rotten, you may have forgotten this, but the entire raison d’être of the Sex Pistols was tastelessness.  It certainly wasn’t musical talent.

…beating up women, rape, child sex;  is there anything this guy can’t do?

...let’s hear it for the Religion Of Peace:

…a.k.a. the nationwide Post-Lockdown Sex Frenzy.

…

And for our Feelgood Story Of The Day:

…the little shit should have been executed back in 2003, of course, but this will do for now.

…using language that no doubt would have sounded familiar to Josef Goebbels.

…applying the word “male” in its most generous sense to this girlyboy, that is.

And from the files of INSIGNIFICA:

...”Thith ith an emergenthy thituation!”

And finally:

…ah yes, Tomi.  I’d pay to watch her read from the phone book.

 

 

And that is the end of this poxy foxy news.