Category: Bad News

Horrible, unpleasant stuff

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Bad News

Ahhhh the good old days… but wait!


...wait:  “on record” = only 40 years?  Lessee, on the geological time scale, that’s ummmm… unnoticeable.


...note:  “if“.

From the FAFO Files (with embedded link for each):







 

  



…and then:   
…

In Third World News:


...just wait till they get the bill for us providing them with Western civilization. And speaking of uncivilized:


...turns out the Chinese-owned companies in Africa just pay up to get their employees back;  so expect more stories like this.  A lot more.

In :


...we’re gonna need a bigger chopper.

From the Medical Files (Gummint Division):


...eh, he was just the anesthetist;  what could possibly go wrong?

In Entertainment News:


...yeah, I think you might be just a little late to the party here, buddy.

How about some Education News:

Former substitute teacher pleads guilty to child sexual assault
...what is the matter with these women?
 

And from the Legal Eagles Department:


...okay, who are you and what have you done with Alan Dershowitz?

In the department of Not One Rat’s Ass Given:


...on the gloomy side, this means that over one in five Americans actually do care about this non-event.


...I’m so glad you asked this;  it’s a perfect setup for more 
             

...now they tell me.

And strolling down :


...well, we haven’t seen Our Mandy in a while, so:

And in earlier times:

So much for the news.

Deep Dark Thoughts

Bad News, Tragedy

A couple of people have written to me to ask me how I feel about Charlie Kirk’s murder.  All I can think of is this:

I don’t think my mood is going to get any better.  And I don’t think I should post what I’m thinking at the moment.

Now, if you’ll excuse me…

News Roundup

Bad News

Like Cracker Barrel and Jaguar, the old label is still better than the stupid new one.  But that’s not important;  this is:


...these findings are supported by IPCC models, so it’s actually safe to assume that the Gulf Stream is in excellent condition.


...I’m going back to using aerosol deodorants, to do my bit to combat Global Warming Climate Cooling Change.

How about some ICE NEWS:


...but but but CalGov Newsom says there’s no crime in California.  Could he be lying?

Speaking of crime:


...South Africa?  Nope:  California.


...as MN’s strict gun laws aren’t working, the federal ones will work so much better, you see.

Speaking of lying little bitches:

Poor Little Immigrant Girl Makes Good 
...and all it took was to be elected to Congress.  In Minnesota.

On the same topic:


...yeah;  not gonna happen, not even in Minnesoduh. 

More stupidity, Celebrity Division:


...stick to selling yoga pants for fatasses, dimwit.  And:


...clearly, this one hasn’t been reading the newspapers recently.  So out of the frying pan and on to the gas ring she goes.

And in the Great Cultural Exchange Experiment:


...yeah, that’s going about as well as you’d expect.

On the Domestic Resistance Front:


...yeah, the response from all those White Gold Coast liberals (like Fatboi) must have the Guard really worried.


...thing is, most Americans actually support what ICE is doing, unlike the fucking Commies.

Still more from the Crime & Punishment Division:


...female prison guards will be renamed “prisoner comfort staff” any day now.

In Education News:


...tragedy or irony?  I report, you decide.

Next comes link-free 

 

...don’t even ask for a link. No man should.

And in :


...and I still couldn’t sing one of her songs at gunpoint.

And on that sour note, we end the news.

News Roundup

Bad News

Speaking of squealing…


...I think I remember reading this headline back in the 1960s — although the “slaughterhouses” part has most certainly come true in most Democrat-controlled cities, anyway.


...or maybe it was because of Glueball Wormening, I dunno — I get so confused sometimes.

Speaking of Teh Green Issues:


...wonder how much that little wokey gesture has cost them.

More Woke Stuff:


...anyone think he would have done this if the Democrats still controlled the White House?  Me neither.

And speaking of woke costing money…. heeeere’s Krautyboy!


...what was your first clue, Karl-Heinz-Gerhard-Hanspeter?|
#ModernGermany #KillingTheStereotypeThatGermansAreLogical


...you mean “artificial” like Biden’s victory in 2020?


...exactly which people are you talking about, Yeronner?  Gold Coast liberals like Fatboi Pritzker? 


...gosh, I wonder why that is.  And:


…..gosh, I wonder why that is.
#DeepstateCriminalCorruption

And speaking of criminals… from the Lawn Ordure Files:


...excuse me, I’m off to borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face (again).
#Don’tTrustGovernmentStatistics


...hey, if we’re going to use quote marks around ‘raped’, I thought we might as well go the whole hog.

In Political News:


...a.k.a. when Elon regained his common sense and stopped feeding his own vanity.

In Sex News:


...getting arrested is not usually the result of this activity on PornHub (or so they tell me).


...considering it happened about a hundred years ago, this might not be that big a deal.


...in which we play our popular “Guess The Race” game.  (clue is in the headline itself) Then there’s the new game:  “Guess Why White People Are No Longer Going On Carnival Cruises (Or Visiting Six Flags)”.

And now for some salacious 

    
...nope, I have no idea who the dramatis personae are, either.

And as we saunter down   :


...as personified by some totty (“Jess Hayes”) whom I’ve never heard of (and I don’t think that I’m the only one):

Apparently she’s gone celibate because reasons.  Whatever.

That’s news?  Good question.

Another Sick Asshole

Bad News, Psychos

So the sicko responsible for the recent Minnesota school shooting has been identified as some trannie or other.  Most notable about this sorry tale has been the response from both sides of the political debate.

To the Left, of course, it’s all about eeevil gunsgunsguns and How They Should All Be Banned.

To the non-Left, is just another example of how the Great Trannie Craze has unhinged kids’ minds.

I’m indifferent to both camps.  Of course, the “Bans Guns Now!” bullshit doesn’t work for me for all the usual reasons (stop me if you’ve heard them all before):  gun bans don’t work because evil people will always find a way to get them, and a universal gun ban would be impossible to implement and/or enforce, etc.

I’m also scornful of the “Trannie-ism Poisons Minds” mantra.  I mean, yes it might well do that — and there seems to be an awfully high percentage of recent mass shootings / stabbings recently committed by trannies, despite the efforts of the police and Leftists to disguise the trend — but the simple fact of the matter is that the cause of mental illness is largely irrelevant.  Some asshole might go on a spree because his girlfriend just left him, because he can’t get a girlfriend (the “incel” syndrome), because he recently got fired by the company where he ended up playing his reindeer games, because the victims are part of a group he hates, because a black dog told him to do it… or just because it was Thursday.

The reasons for the atrocity, therefore, are less important than the outcome of the the thing:  innocent people got killed or wounded by some sick asshole.  And looked at clinically, the weapons used (guns, knives, bombs, whatever) are largely irrelevant:  whatever the tool selected, bad things happened.

Everyone seems to be obsessed with discovering the motive of the sicko, when in fact the motive is irrelevant:  whatever drove the male/female/combination mass murderer to go all Texas Tower on innocent people, there’s not a whole lot we as a society can do about it.

And that’s the tragedy of the thing.  Bodyguards all over the place — whether the Secret Service, police or Rent-A-Cops — will tell you that the hardest situation to prepare for is the Random Sicko because he gets to pick the victim(s), the place and the time.

As I see it, the only way one can try to prevent the mass shooting/stabbing/clubbing event is to be alert, be prepared and to be armed — whether as individuals carrying a gun, or by extension as an organization employing an armed security service.  It may not be possible to prevent the atrocity, but it may be possible to contain it.

It really sucks that a Catholic school such as the one in Minneapolis should have to do the latter just to safeguard the children it’s looking after, and it sucks that I should have to carry a gun and three magazines to the supermarket on every visit, but that seems to be the way of the world these days.

Just In Passing

Bad News

I know that the London Daily Mail is an awful publication.  If you want to read reports that one of the Kardashians has changed the color of her nail polish or how some barely-known “celebrity” is experiencing post-divorce trauma, then the DM is the paper for you.

So why do I read it?  Because unlike the conservative newspapers Over Here, it isn’t all politics, all the time — which is almost as boring as another article wherein Amanda Holden gets to show off her skinny (“toned”) body yet again.  I like me a little diversion of the salacious kind, but only as an occasional counterweight to all the earnest political crap.

Every so often, however, the DM surprises me with coverage that is not only relevant, but excellent — and often, their reportage on events Over Here arrives earlier than that from US newspapers, which makes no sense at all.

However, just the other day I noticed something interesting.  There was a blizzard of coverage in conservative US outlets about what I referred to the other day as “flaggism“, so I went over to the Daily Mail to see what their take was on the situation.  I mean, thousands of people all over Britain protesting the migrant hotels, Union- and St. George’s flags being hung on lamp posts and painted on the roads:  this is news absolutely worth covering and talking about, because it’s a really important issue in British life at the moment.  So what did the DM say about it all?

Nothing.  On the day in question, there was not a single article devoted to the topic.  Nor was there one in the Sun, and in the august Times of London?  Not one either, but there were two on Taylor Swift’s engagement.  Even the conservative (by UK standards) Telegraph had only one report on the unrest, and that was an analysis of how a single town‘s unrest may cause an election party switch at some point in the future.

One would almost think there was a conspiracy… but then again, I’m not too surprised. The British population (and its mainstream media), it seems, would rather gorge themselves on the details of Taylor Swift’s engagement or the Beckham family’s feud than concern themselves with an issue that is of vital national consequence.

Morons, the lot of them.