Category: Bad News

Legs and lemonade on a hot day… how can that be bad?  Now on to the news thing, which is:

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...I guess that ISIS flag in the truck was just a coincidence, huh?  Assholes.

...well, if you’re going to ban guns, they’ll just use trucks.

Oh, wait:

...well, so much for all those NY gun control laws, huh?

On the topic of gun control:

...thus dodging a bullet, so to speak.

Back to trucks, though:

...LOL and it only killed the would-be mass murderer.

And in Green Automotive News:

...the hits just keep on coming, don’t they?

News from The Little Red Book:

...oh wow, who could have predicted this consequence of wealth envy,  property confiscation and higher tax rates?

Speaking of morons:

...yeah, good luck with that, shitforbrains.

...which makes one wonder:  why would any law-abiding American want to visit Mexico?

From the Police Blotter:

...sadly, as this happened in Britishland, there will no doubt be prosecutions and imprisonment — unless, of course, the shop staff are of a Protected Species (i.e. Muslim).

And in the wonderful world of 

...I’m just curious whether the two barrels are side-by-side or over & under, so to speak.  I think we should be told.

And the view from  :

...I’ve had a soft (okay, hard) spot for this little totty ever since her Veronica Mars days, so why not?

And on that gauzy note, we end this news roundup.

Note the price… now you can go and cry.

...who do they think they are:  Texans?

...and Trump wants these assholes to be the 51st state?  Ah don’ theenk so, Jefe.

And speaking of idiotic gestures:

...remember, kids:  for socialists, it’s only the intention that counts;  outcomes are unimportant.

...if he’s talking about Israeli children and meant to say “in Israel”, then he’s probably correct.

...oh noes, you mean all those feminazis, lesbos and girlymen professors are going to be out of a job?

...lessee if I got this right:  “attempted murder” isn’t really a bad crime (boys will be boys and all that);  but calling him a “dirty jigaboo” during the drowning?  Well, that’s just beyond the pale.

...just another day in FuckJoeBiden paradise.

...I guess if by “affirm” you mean “they should be stoned”, then yes.
In related news:  Anglican church attendance at lowest levels since Roman Coliseum times.

...I’m actually amazed it’s that high.

...keyword:  Australia (duh).

And in the usual sexual shenanigans known as 

    

...like we didn’t know that.  Anyway, not that I need an excuse to give examples: 

And thus do we tiptoe gingerly out of 2024…

 

As it’s Christmas Eve, our Roundup is going to be extra-special silly today.  Some of it may even be true.

...wait;  you mean this isn’t how everybody does Christmas dinner?

…we know.  It falls off / grows closed, and you turn into an incel mass murderer.  Next:

From the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:

...sorry, this just made me giggle.  As did this one:

...talk about taking your hobby too seriously.  But even better:

...what cynics might call “a good start”.

From the Police Blotter:

...here’s a thought:  if we do free “Luigi’, can we jail all the protesters for life instead?  It’s only fair.

...anyone giving odds that the car was stolen?  What, nobody?

...keywords:  New York City and illegal immigrant.

...first:  he isn’t a “Brit”, he’s Irish.  But I love his defense: The man admitted he was aware of the body but hadn’t reported it to the police because he claimed he “didn’t know she was dead; he just thought she was English”.

...was this naughty?  Nice?  I report, you decide.
All together now:
♫ ♪ ♫ Oh Come All Ye Faithful ♪♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

As for tarts who do unspeakable things, we have this from the Dept. of Education:

...on the bright side, it was the wife and not the cop husband sending the wankpix to the boy.

From the Dept Of Tourism:

...oh, please.  What an amateur.

And in the usual trash known as 

…♫ ♪ ♫ Oh Come All Ye Faithless ♪♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

And from her condo in :

…I dunno, I’d always be reminded that she was once “Property Of Dennis Rodman”.  But anyway:

And that’s the news.  Time to go Christmas shopping…