Category: Bad News

And off we go:

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...always good to see that Gummint has solved enough pressing national problems that they have time enough to address the serious issues.

...and fall it did.  Now the real question:  does anyone actually believe that whatever replaces the “Assad regime” will be any better?  Nobody?  Yeah, me neither.

From the Dept. of Education:

...can’t see the fuss, as there weren’t any kiddies there at the time.  Also, key word: Floriduh.

...as opposed to the red flag that you support, you tiresome little Commie bitch.

...wait, aren’t you the same crowd who came up with the food pyramid?

...wow, nobody saw that coming.
#NHSfailure

...might as well join all the others of their ilk in Canada.

In the Dept. of Mostly Peaceful Demonstrations:

...I don’t think I can fit any more AK magazines in the car.

...let’s just say that not many people would mind too much if all those colleges were to burn to the ground, though.

And then:

...I didn’t know that there was that much worth seeing in New Jersey, but whatever.

And now, ecco 

 

...and as we race down :

...she’s kinda plain, but I guess that’s not a necessary part of her quest anyway:

And that’s the skinny for the week.

And in more electrifying news:

...just one among oh-so many auto manufacturers to do so.  Also:

...and the hits keep on coming.

...LOL so this “rebrand” thing is just a tacit acceptance that they’re going to sell a lot fewer cars.  And speaking of failing British auto companies:

...I guess it depends on what you call “capable”.  And then there’s this good news for them:

...except that for your average status-conscious poseur, Hyundai doesn’t carry quite the same cachet as Range Rover.  Another product doomed to fail.

...of course, it’s the KrautGov that’s obsessed with the eco-bullshit.  The Krauts themselves?  Not that obsessed, as the VW factory closings are proving.

Now for some Political Prisoner News:

...LOL he was going to pardon them all anyway, but now he’s got the cover so the Socialists can hardly get upset — although they will, of course.  And for regular criminals:

...like the Brits don’t have enough trouble with their home-grown criminals already.

...this barely qualifies as a headline anymore.

...ah yes, that well-known Hezbollah respect for the concept of “cease-fire”.

In Medical News:

...keyword:  India.  (Yeah, not the NHS this time, but it’s still early.)

...just saying what we knew all along:  all a load of bollocks, a mixture of fear-mongering and theater.

...and a direct DNA link to Keith Richards and Willie Nelson.

Now for some non-pictorial 

   

  ...proving that Holy Government is no different from any other government.

And as we hurtle down   :

...”Who she again, Kim?”

...ah yes, that hottie gymnast from LSU.  Now no longer a student:

And on that sunny note, we end this Roundup.

Let’s start off with some The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© news:

...just keeping their Old Country “rape” tradition alive.

...another of those unforeseen consequences, no doubt.

...how is this asshole still relevant?  Aren’t there any old gangsters’ safes left for him to open anymore?

...doing his bit for the Glueball Jewhate.  And speaking of jihad:

...I was amazed to see that they were Jewish.

And from the Dept. of Education:

...I have a few ideas myself, but most would probably draw the attention of law enforcement.
#ShutUpKim

...featuring fried chicken and chitlins study aids.

Now for some news:

...all together now:  “Awwwww…”

And in the We All Knew That Duh department:

...considering that all Republican women are stronger than the typical emasculated Democrat man, this is scarcely surprising.  And speaking of emasculation:

...of course, it’s not your fairy marketing that sucks, it’s all the fault of your customers.

...I’m reminded of our college parties back in the 70s.  Except for the razors, maybe.

And now for some 

         ...well, she kinda is.

...it’s always a pleasure when Good Golly Miss Holly shows off her legs:

Here she is as a youngin:

And on that leggy note, we end this Roundup.

I must give that one a try.  And speaking of celebratory drinks, there’s Political News, wherein we first take a look at how things are going over in Airstrip One:

   
 

...so much for thinking that the Communists couldn’t possibly be worse than the Tories.

Back home:

...considering he’s just going to close down the Dept. of Education down anyway, he could have nominated a tame monkey to the job so I can’t see what all the fuss is about.  And speaking of tame monkeys:

...hate to break it to you, fellas, but I’m not sure you ever were, that much.  And speaking of irrelevant people:

...can we hold you to that?  Anyway, I suggest that you and yer little girlfriend go and live in Bradford, just to see how much safer you are Over There.

...you fucking well should be.
#CovidLockdown

In Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:

...remind me again how EVs were going to take over the world?  And on the topic of lost jobs:

...LOL and just when the bosses thought they’d found a way to bypass those human labor unions...

...better late than never, I guess.  And speaking of criminals:

...and?  What, are they going to send Interpol to arrest him in Israel?

...or, 0.00000001% of his personal fortune, at time of writing.

...in related news, Red Bull is going to sue them for patent infringement.

And in this week’s 

 

...now let’s see the reaction to an AI Mohammed.  No?

…which gives us all a chance to see who’s getting their jollies on… oh look, it’s the pneumatic (and toothy toothsome) Claire Sweeney:

And more informally:

Which brings this Roundup to a close.

And speaking of German carmakers:

...all together now:  “You had ONE job!”

From the Dept. of Deportation:

...gotta start somewhere, right?

...keywords: honor killing.

From the Police Blotter:

...[cue Elvis voice]  ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Viva Las Vegas! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

...let’s all congratulate the Britcops for having eliminated all other crime, so they can now go after the haters.

From the Dept. of Education:

...”multiple students” — what we could call a “high-achieving” molester.

...no they aren’t.  It’s during Democrat/Gun Control presidencies when the NRA gets their biggest bump in fundraising.

News in general:

...lessee:  import hundreds of thousands of Muslims, Christian suffer hate crimes.  Cause, meet effect.  Note that “anti-Christian hate crimes” are non-existent in Poland, which doesn’t allow Muslim immigration, but that’s because the Polish govt is raycisss.

...when you give up control of your life to Skynet, just don’t be surprised when Skynet fucks you in the ass.

...strong words of praise, that is.  Also, keyword left out of headline: Taylor Swift’s Versace outfit.

...at least they were a male and a female soldier, which in today’s world is probably a win.

...and using DuckDuckGo, it’s #1.

In this week’s 

           

...keyword: California.

And finally, a little stroll down as we contemplate an earlier Pirelli calendar:

…when everything’s so black and white, it’s easy.