Category: Bad News

All the news that’s fit to shorten, like 5′ tall Kylie Minogue.

…ahhh there’s nothing like young love.  You may all puke, now.

…ChiComs apologize for error;  missile was actually aimed at a Uighur village 200 miles away.

…Aberdeen, Glasgow, it doesn’t matter;  nobody south of the River Tweed can understand either of them.

…more good news for the anti-gun crowd.

…at least he has supporters — unlike you, Mayor Butt-Boy.

…change “two-thirds” into “99.999%”, and we’ll all be happy.

…good question.  Enjoy the fruits of your labors, Minnesoduh assholes.

…but is still younger than Willie Nelson’s little swimmers.

…from the numbers, “Anywhere else” seems to be the answer.

…didn’t Lady Gagging or whatever she calls herself already do this?

Here we go:   pithy, like the Emmy Award For Best Golden Shower In A TV Comedy (no link, are you kidding? ):

…seems a little excessive, but not as much as the next one:

…but we can file both under “Excitable Foreigners Do Strange Shit”.

…Dev, dude:  for most of us, that countdown started thirty years ago, but you Republicans did fuck-all about it.

…if they tried that shit Over Here for Thanksgiving, there’d be murders.  But he’s on the right track with:

…because “human rights laws” in the EU are basically just welcome mats for refugees.

…what’s wrong with 10,000?

…I see the answer to her problem right there.

…yet another reason not to visit the Third World.  And speaking of which:

…to be filed next to “Man Who Lives With Grizzlies Gets Eaten.”

…hell, in Floriduh, she’d only call the cops after having sex with it.

…my only question being:  what fuckhead suggested that it is?

…or perhaps Mother Earth is just saying that you Commie bastards shouldn’t be allowed to govern a state, or anywhere else.

…and to use bullets instead;  oh wait, he’s an Antifa-supporting Democrat [some redundancy].  So they’ll be using… what?  tissue paper spitballs?

And finally:

…and purely for the edification of my Murkin Readers, here’s Alesha’s black ass:

No need to thank me;  it’s all part of the service.

Very pithy, like a pregnant woman out for a walk. — and yeah, it’s Labor Day, so just the one post today.

This will be a light-hearted news review, because I’m sick of gloom and Democratic-Socialists.  That said:

…too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to make a comment, sorry.

…okay, that’s funny right there.  May not be so funny if the outcome is similar, however.

…wait:  Australian is now a race?  (To the bottom, maybe.)

…I can see why some people just can’t wait for that “Back To School” time.

…stupid tourists, or germ of truth?  I report, you decide.

…ah, the dreaded “wanker’s rash”, scourge of so many teenage boys.

…it took me about three minutes just to decipher the headline.  Parallel thought:  do they have transgender men in China?

…not that I wouldn’t mind erasing some women I’ve been involved with in the past.

…and gawd forbid we should make unhappy people more unhappy.

…all that fragile Scandi furniture and ancient rotting flooring, you know.  And finally:

…errrr it’s not exactly her abs that she’s showing off.  Pictorial evidence: