Category: Bad News

And you’re gonna need a couple, after reading this lot.

Taylor Swift says it’s ‘shockingly offensive’ to claim this is her last album
...what’s really offensive is the thought that we’re going to have to endure still more of her assembly-line “music” for the next who-knows-how-long.

Next, some Backlash News:

...should have been fired for academic fraud long ago, but I’ll take what I can get.

...at least she wasn’t bonking a 14-year-old.  One hopes.

And in

 




...keep on truckin’, boys:  i.e. throw ’em out by the truckload.  Or something.

In International News:

...sounds about right.  And speaking of Jew-killers:

...like anyone cares.

From the Darwin Report:

...let’s just hope that her kids’ father(s) might have passed on a bigger helping of brains to them.

From Teh Meejah:

PIERS MORGAN: JK Rowling once called me an amoral celebrity toady
...truth hurts, dunnit?

And now it’s that time: 

...when a porno movie does halftime… oh wait, that’s BROWN Bunny.  My bad.
Oh, and Mr. Bunny:  I’m not going to learn Spanish just to try to understand your poxy lyrics.

And in our journey along :

...yes, I’m afraid it’s that time again.  Sorry.

After that, the news is kinda lame.

Also out of the window, some Backlash News:

...it’s just a good thing that in the grand scheme of things, none of them matter.

...of course, ICE could always respond to the danger by shooting the little shits when they get violent.  And speaking of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...okay, so we throw them in jail for thirty years, then strip them of their citizenship and then send them back to Assholistan.  Anyone got a problem with this?  Nobody?  Well all righty, then.

Some .DotMil News:

...you mean he’s still alive?
#HangHimTomorrow

...long overdue, too.

And in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:

...I think “failing to meet expectations” describes pretty much all these bullshit Green ideas.

Now for some Perv News:

...errr who he again?
#SorosFundManager

Speaking of perverts, here’s the Dept. of Education:

...and here I thought it was the pupils who gave teachers gifts (e.g. apples).  Must be a new thing.

...because said murderer started off as a “teacher”.  Fucking Commies.

And now for some 

   

  

And as we peer over the hedges that line the houses in :

...ooooohhh yes.

...and a few others of the non-lagoon type:

Clearly run by Lefties, of course, because chicken is beef if that’s how it identifies itself.

But never mind that…

...well, everybody in W. Yurp, anyway:

…all the fault of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©, of course.

From the pages of Backlash News:

...but no floggings?  WTF

In the War Against Terror:

...and about fucking time, too.

In :

...as the perv said to Jack the Ripper:  keep on cutting.

In

...keep on truckin’, guys.  Gooder and harder.

In International Crime News:

...see, and I always thought that recreational racism was White kids challenging some homies to a water polo match.

From the Dept. of Education:

...once again, “alleged” despite the evidence of texts and hotel bills.

...ah yes, the old “porn for pets” excuse.

And on with some awful 

      

And on our journey down :

...oh yeah, baby:

And in other colors:

Compared to Our Nadiya, the news is total shit.

Ahhhh the good old days… but wait!

...wait:  “on record” = only 40 years?  Lessee, on the geological time scale, that’s ummmm… unnoticeable.

...note:  “if“.

From the FAFO Files (with embedded link for each):

 

  



…and then:   
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In Third World News:

...just wait till they get the bill for us providing them with Western civilization. And speaking of uncivilized:

...turns out the Chinese-owned companies in Africa just pay up to get their employees back;  so expect more stories like this.  A lot more.

In :

...we’re gonna need a bigger chopper.

From the Medical Files (Gummint Division):

...eh, he was just the anesthetist;  what could possibly go wrong?

In Entertainment News:

...yeah, I think you might be just a little late to the party here, buddy.

How about some Education News:

Former substitute teacher pleads guilty to child sexual assault
...what is the matter with these women?
 

And from the Legal Eagles Department:

...okay, who are you and what have you done with Alan Dershowitz?

In the department of Not One Rat’s Ass Given:

...on the gloomy side, this means that over one in five Americans actually do care about this non-event.

...I’m so glad you asked this;  it’s a perfect setup for more 
             

...now they tell me.

And strolling down :

...well, we haven’t seen Our Mandy in a while, so:

And in earlier times:

So much for the news.