Well, there ya go:
‘You couldn’t pay me enough!’ Sarah Jessica Parker asserts her no-nudity clause will remain in place for Sex And The City reboot
Sweetheart, you couldn’t pay me enough to look at anything you’ve got there.
And since when did she start looking like Barbra Streisand, anyway?
Saith Insty, who is wise and wonderful:
“So why has the establishment turned on [NYGov Andrew] Cuomo? It’s not his misbehavior — they always knew about that and didn’t care. My theory: Kamala will be president before 2024, and she’s quite unlikable and didn’t garner a single Democratic delegate in the primary. They’re trying to bump off a potential primary challenger, and with Gavin Newsom already self-neutralized, Cuomo is the biggest remaining threat.”
Machiavellian? Not especially.
Yeah… gawd forbid the Socialists should get behind a mass murderer of the elderly as their Presidential candidate.
Monday Morning (with apologies to R. Crumb)
So to help with the oncoming week, some levity:
And speaking of whom:
Speaking of prizes, here’s one worth keeping an eye on. Someone named Barbara Bermudo:
Now get out there an grapple with the week.
When we get this:
We get to play, like this:
Except, of course, that it’s raaaayyyyyccissss:
Really?
And:
But to continue:
Well…
Back in early 2017, I wrote this:
Now let’s assume we’ve made at least a partial leap from inanimate RealDolls to something a little more lifelike so we can take this situation to the next level. Of course, men being the fantasists that they are, it was only a question of time before sexbots could be offered in “custom” finishes: apparently, for a small premium, one can order a RealDoll which is a licensed replica (replicant?) of various porn stars. Which leads to the next logical step: why not a non-porn star, such as the lovely Mila Jovovich?
Or, for that matter. celebrities such as Paris Hilton?
‘That was definitely no – I can’t even believe they came with me with that request – pretty scary.’
You’re just lucky they even asked you. Others might not have been so polite.
Tangential thought: It’s a good thing that the loathsome Larry Flynt is now “the late”. I can just see a line of “Hustler Celebrity Pussy” dolls, all made using 3D printing, yours for only $49.99 at foul-bastard-dotcom.
I also wrote, in the same post:
Needless to say, this has caused a scramble among movie stars to seek legal protection from having their likenesses used for this purpose without their consent. (As I understand it, a couple of them were too late, and anyway, I foresee a booming black market for unlicensed sexbots replicating all sorts of fantasy women.)
I guess that this is one of the downsides of celebrity — especially when you go to great pains to accentuate your sexuality, e.g. Paris Hilton:
Not really my cup of tea, of course, were I to choose a sex doll; I’d go more for the “Carol Vorderman” model.
But you all knew that.
