First Roundup of 2024. Try to contain your excitement…
And off we go:
...which is as it should be, and not just in Brazil. Can’t see the problem, myself.
And in Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:
...come on, Al, you can do better than that. Why not five billion?
...they don’t work if there’s no wind, they break if there’s too much wind. Fucking Goldilocks machines.
From the Waste Of Time Department:
...Susan who? Is she still alive and fucking things up in Congress on behalf of the Downeasters? And on a related topic:
...this is what you get when you prevent law-abiding Irish citizens of the non-IRA persuasion from having their own guns: they have to use steak knives.
...and can White people in New York defend themselves with guns? Don’t be silly; they can’t even use steak knives because of the No Pointy Stabbing Stuff Law of 1973.
...never trusted them damn Commanches anyway.
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...could have been worse; he could have used it for a legitimate purpose, e.g. buying some trannielit for a third-grade class.
...way I see it, Christmas Day for murderers should be when they’re excused their daily scourging, let alone getting a fucking “festive dinner”.
In International News:
...expect our own socialists to send observers down there to see how they do it.
...longest ever recorded, so far. And to make it truly international:
(same principle)
...fucking scientists are always pissing in someone’s soup.
And in similar INSIGNIFICA:
And finally, in TV Actresses You’ve Never Heard Of News:
…here she is as a youngin:
And here she is today, at age 40 in the aforementioned bikini:
Weeny or MILFy? I report, you decide.
