...yeah, try peddling the fear thing somewhere else. We’re done with it.
...to the surprise of absolutely nobody.
...curfews being about as useful as gun control laws for constraining the lawless. And:
...yup. Keep the pool clean and you won’t have bacterial outbreaks in the water.
...and if anyone thinks that this will result in lower utilities prices in Britishland, I have a NYC bridge to sell you. Speaking of morons:
...final proof that prolonged smoking of weed can fuck your brain up irreparably.
...wake me up for the perp walk.
#NotGonnaHappen
...remember this incident the next time ICE agents shoot some asshole for trying to run them over.
...until the AfD is banned outright.
#EuroAssholes
Alfa Romeo’s New Giulia Shooting Brake
Looks Too Good to Be True
...it’s just a station wagon, FFS. (Alfa Romeo: manufacturers of disappointment since 1975.)
...in other news, Lee surrenders to Grant at Appomattox.
...well, so much for that approach.
...which would be one reason why White Brit women seem to be so enamored of African men. And speaking of chicks who won’t cause erections:
...oh, joy. She was horrible back then, and the passing of time has not made any improvements. (No pics because mass vomiting.)
Airline passenger asked to tip 18% at
self-checkout kiosk
…#PayCashToAvoidRipoffsLikeThis
...I wondered where she’s been. Hiding under several men, no doubt.
...finally, some body [sic] worth looking at. [insert “fine vintages” line here]
Wow. I looked up Lena Dunham. I can understand why she has pet pigs and had to get a child by surrogacy.
If Porky Pig was trans he would aspire to look like Lena Dunham.