...”French students are revolting!” Well, yes; ’twas ever thus.
...thank you, Captain Obvious.
...errr you might want to check with France to see how that’s working out for them.
Still on the illegal immigrants theme:
...and then they’d turn to crime, because how else to afford all that crack and heroin?
...ummm nazzo fast, Guido.
...never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Especially if you’re an anti-Semitic cocksucker like Mamdani.
...probably because they’ve pussified the game with all those silly new rules recently.
#DickButkusSadFace
From the Great Clanging Brass Balls Department:
...I bet it was. Even better: he actually had a gun, but didn’t use it in case he shot the dog by mistake.
From the Stick To Playing Music, Asshole Department:
...hey Don, you greedy little shit: your little band was just another country rock group until Joe Walsh joined you.
...hey Phil: everyone knows that your solo music was never as good as the Genesis stuff, so go ahead and prove it.
And a little piece from the Grannies Behaving Badly dossier:
...at least she wasn’t doing them on the street, where someone might have got hurt. Then there’s this sniffy poll at the end of the article:
Okay, that last option was my suggestion.
I’m surprised it’s taken the Islamists so long. They won Iraq and Afghanistan by making the cities ungovernable. France is just the next domino to fall.