Caption Competition #449 June 19, 2026 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
Bill and Anthony, Ghislane already had this lady doing this for me YEARS AGO, Who do you think taught her this? Signed, Jeffrey Epstein
This might have been the woman who gave me an STD… careful guys. Your friend, Bill Gates PS Antivirus did NOT stop the STD’s I caught…
…I have another one tucked away, if you’d like to share…
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Practice makes perfect!
My thought exactly!
A lady demonstrating the “Lewinsky” with a prop.
Bitten off in a Buick, err, I mean a bus.
Yeah, I think I can put up with her shit for a while.
Knowing they were nearing a rest stop, Caitlin had her eye on the guy across the aisle.
…part of the “first date practice” routine.
This is NOT sex!
Yours truly,
Bill Clinton
PS – I have a cigar for this fine young lady…
Hey Bill,
I was texting her first!!!!
Sincerely,
Carlos Danger aka Anthony Wiener
Bill and Anthony,
Ghislane already had this lady doing this for me YEARS AGO,
Who do you think taught her this?
Signed,
Jeffrey Epstein
This might have been the woman who gave me an STD… careful guys.
Your friend,
Bill Gates
PS Antivirus did NOT stop the STD’s I caught…
Call Victoria and tell her the secret is out!
Les Wexner
I can get it all the way down…are you ready?
And this is why I make more money than you on OnlyFans.
You guys are a bunch of sickos.
Not that there’s anything WRONG with that…
This is known as the “my kids need a stepdad” method.
Today’s match.com is tomorrow’s only fans
“Would yiz all feel better if she were eating it with a knife and fork?” /Archie Bunker voice.