Protestor Molestor

When it comes to addressing an unruly crowd of nasties, I’ve always thought that this would be the best method.

However, times change, and it’s tough to find an M4 Sherman in good running order these days.  So what to do, what to so?

Sent to me by Mr. Free Market, a handy tool indeed (video).  I especially like the lyrics.

My suggestion:

  • Let loose three or four of these against your average Pantifa / eco-terrorist / anti-ICE demonstration.
  • Follow up with fire trucks to hose away the residue.
  • Streets look neat and shiny again.
  • Repeat as necessary.

It’s the same principle as the first idea, but it has to be cheaper, more easily deployed, etc.  I’m trying to find a reason to argue against the above, but cannot.

Perhaps my Kind Readers can assist?

2 comments

  1. I rented one of those about twenty years ago to clear some dense brush off some rural property we owned. It’s awesome if you don’t mind the enormous dust cloud it raises.
    With Pantifa disposal, it would be a pink mist instead of a dust cloud.

  2. What about drones with flame throwers on them? They can be deployed almost anywhere at a moments notice. Use the cheap mechanical mosquitoes against the rioters.

    # BLM – Burglery Larcency & Mayhem
    # An queef uh

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