News Roundup

 

And speaking of things rising up:

...well, no it isn’t.  I’m glad to see, however, that Seattle and Portland are the most likely to be thus afflicted.  Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of Marxist assholes.

And as for far-off places, these next items come from our Travel Bureau:

...not much of a secret for long, now that the newspapers have publicized it.

...[scratching Naples from the Travel Bucket List]

...not quite the “adventure” advertised in the brochure, methinks.

...and you can’t get a decent egg ‘n chips, cottage pie or Yorkshire pudding anywhere, either.

...as if cruise ships aren’t a shitty experience to start off with.

Now tourism of a different type, here’s

...actually, that’s not quite true, chica;  we’re saving space in the dungeons for your little bunch of rancid Commies and terrorsymps.

...the City of Angels having so much extra cash to throw around, probably arising from the building permit fees from Palisades.

In the Darwin Chronicles:

...the hunger for attention and clicks seemingly has no bounds.

Time for Medical Crimes:

…

And some Sex Crimes:

...just terrible, except that a.) he was captured on video doing it, and b.) confessed to the crime.
#Brazil #SpeedyJustice

...wait:  Buddhist monks have millions of dollars? 

...I’m just impressed that some guy was sitting on his car hood and wanking… for six hours straight.
#Viagra

And now it’s the turn of unlinked 

And as we travel through  :

...relax, it’s a newspaper report, ergo no tits to be seen anywhere:

So in the spirit of investigative journalism, I’ve found some better pics:

All part of the service, no need to thank me.

Finally, a bit of comedy to brighten your day.  Apparently, some keffiyeh-wearing scrote was trying to disrupt the Tour de France bike race by protesting Israel’s participation.

One of the security guards took exception.