From Carl Hartley (of the Tom Hartley supercar dealership):
“The McLaren F1 tries to kill you. It treats you like you shagged its wife and beat its kids.”
Actually, it’s being a little cheeky: trying to kill you while it first plundered your bank balance to the tune of millions of dollars..
And he loves driving the thing. Go figure.

these sports cars with the low clearance look like they need very well maintained roads in order to drive them. the car is nice but where could I drive it properly to its fullest speed? Not around here, Jed.
Yes, the F1 tried to kill Rowan Atkinson.( several times ).
And the Carrera GT THAT DID IN Paul Walker
All those 930’s that attempted to kill all those hockey players in the 80’s
And those Audi 5000’s that tried to kill people by suddenly accelerating and wouldn’t stop no matter how hard you pressed the pedal.
Then there was that 57 Plymouth Fury that Steven King did the documentary about,
My own GT3 and 750 hp Cayaane so are only attempting to drain my bank account. Maybe if I stop feeding them they will turn on me. Best not to temp them.
……. And of course let’s not forget all those firearms that regularly kill peoples all on their own.
Possibly all those LUDDITES WERE RIGHT AFTER ALL