This is priceless. Some mope armed himself with a .22 pistol and a couple boxes of ammo, and headed off to a church in Houston with the avowed aim of whacking the pastor thereof.
You can read the details of how he failed here, but please note the description of our would-be assassin in the headline:
Texas man with loaded gun, 100 rounds tackled by security at Houston church
You might think, after reading the above headline, that this was a simple case of ol’ Joe Bob getting upset with the pastor because the man of God was giving Joe Bob’s wife some extra-special pastoral counseling, if you get my drift.
Well, you’d probably be wrong because the scrote’s actual name is Emmanuel Ahsono Mbwavi, which — and y’all will forgive me for thinking this — does not sound like yer average Texas name: Billy Bob Johnson, yup; Jorge Morales, okay (especially in Houston); La’Marquis Washington, fer shurr (ditto).
Also, at time of writing we have no word on Mr. Mbwavi’s actual motive, but my immediate guess would be that it’s of an African nature.
Kudos, by the way, to the security guard for tackling the asshole and holding him for the cops.
No prizes for guessing, though, what my preferred outcome would have been (see the next post).