There’s a EeewwwChoob video with the intriguing title Brand New Cars Already Falling Apart — but for the purposes of this post, you don’t have to watch it because a couple of the comments are absolutely priceless:

…and one which resonates with me, bigly:

As the countries population grows older, and simultaneously, the age of producers becomes younger, things are falling apart faster.
Eventually everything will be broken as it comes off the line.
A world of (very expensive) junk.
But as long as the dumb phone works….
> Eventually everything will be broken as it comes off the line.
British Leyland would like a word. đ