Caption Competition #426 January 2, 2026 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Our special New Year’s Eve After-Party post: Your contributions in Comments.
OK Niegel……. Try to remember……. Lets start with the easy things first. Where am I? – this is not our house. Where is my shirt? ….. and whose robe is this? But more importantly………. who is that and where is Betty?
This young woman is wearing “Luscious red” lipstick so that explains one color on my tallywhacker. Now how about the other colors?
As the old joke goes, “the good news is that the red ring is lipstick. The bad new is that the brown ring is Copenhagen.”
OK Niegel……. Try to remember……. Lets start with the easy things first.
Where am I? – this is not our house.
Where is my shirt? ….. and whose robe is this?
But more importantly………. who is that and where is Betty?
“Maybe I should’ve used less ether…”
Winner.
That was an epic party!
A family New Year’s party in Alabama. The day after.
Wait a minute – this is TWENTY twenty six???….. But I thought we were….
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When the overstaying guest was still there on the 2nd of January, Fergus realised he had a problem.
“I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinsky.”
“OK, this is the living room, so that must be Sheila. But where the hell did I leave Maria?”
This young woman is wearing “Luscious red” lipstick so that explains one color on my tallywhacker. Now how about the other colors?
As the old joke goes, “the good news is that the red ring is lipstick. The bad new is that the brown ring is Copenhagen.”
Who the hell is that and where am i?