Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

When you hear news like this, you just know it’s going to have a happy ending:

“10-4 units responding to the burglary in progress, 22nd Avenue caller now advising it was a black male wearing a white shirt armed with a firearm. The caller now advises she has shot that male; he is currently laying on the ground.”

Ignoring the grammar — it’s “lying”, not “laying” — the rest of the story appears to be that a choirboy broke into an Alabama woman’s house armed with a gun, only to discover that said Heroine was likewise armed and quite prepared to defend herself.  Which she did, to his detriment.

Of course, the choirboy was just some innocent kid — not.

Morgan County Coroner Jeff Chunn identified the male as 46-year-old Narado Brinkley, and WZDX said his criminal past includes drug and burglary convictions.

State records show Brinkley served time for offenses, including first-degree robbery, third-degree burglary, possession of a pistol by a convicted felon, and distribution of a controlled substance, WZDX noted.

His records also indicate multiple probation violations, and he most recently served five months after a 2023 conviction on drug and burglary counts, WZDX added.

So maybe not some pore lil’ choirboy, but a total asshole not worthy of any sympathy whatsoever.

There should be some reward — I mean actual money — offered to people who end up ridding society of such scum.  Feel free to disagree with me, but you’d be wrong.

3 comments

  1. Wrong house buddy.

    I agree on the reward you mentioned. The homeowner who euthanized the skell Saved the taxpayers and potential future victims money and hassle.

  2. Must be a fun and rewarding job to be the taxi that transports room temperature deceased shit bags to the morgue.

    Equally rewarding and almost as fun is the guy who gets to attach the toe tag to the FORMER criminals.

  3. If this miscreant survived the encounter, he will be lying — on the ground, and to the po-po, his lawyer, and the judge– not to mention the media, which will be lying as well.
    If the miscreand did not survive the encounter, and correct me if I am wrong, he — or rather his earthly remains will be laying on the ground, like a log, or any other inanimate (or no longer animate) object.

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