Caption Competition #397 June 13, 2025 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
In the divorce, The bitch got the house, but he got her dildo. Sadly, he will have to go fuck himself for a while.
….on the road to the next middle school, Texas Department of Education’s traveling display celebrating Father’s Day. .
The parts for the new Oscar Mayer Weiner mobile are being transported to the factory
Lots of dicks on the roads today
This is the rod that the Democrats and Rinos were using to fuck the American people.
Rosie O’Donnell ordered a new dildo and it has shipped. Big girl, big tool needed.
Much like the men’s bathroom, this highway must be where all the dick’s hang out.
“ Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close his casket.”
In the divorce, The bitch got the house, but he got her dildo. Sadly, he will have to go fuck himself for a while.
“All we know is that it’s not being delivered to any of the Kardashians.”
it’s too pale for the Karsashian Koven
get the windshield wipers ready in case that load is coming
governor Newscum’s rectum puckers in anticipation
Amazon delivery for Hillary Clinton
Amazon: “Your mom’s package is out for delivery.”
That thing should be green.
– USMC Vet
My comment was “On it’s way to be painted OD green”.
Semper Fi.
WINNER!!!
Ya gotta wonder what kind of women he’s trolling for.
….on the road to the next middle school, Texas Department of Education’s traveling display celebrating Father’s Day.
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Those who have been fucking around don’t know it, but the finding out part is on the way.
This is the cock Kamala was going to shove up America’s ass. Good thing she lost the election.
The special ‘FA/FO Iran’ munition being delivered to the Israeli Air Force yesterday.
That you Willie? I know too pale.
The dildo of life rarely comes lubed