Caption Competition #394 May 23, 2025 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
What the ever living fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck happened to your face?
Why would you want to look that way?
What parts are real?
free the teat
nippleless?
FFS Dad, I can’t even get a meal out of those things.
And no, I don’t wanna kiss you.
I bet those teats dispense gravy
Ahh, motherhood.
She really needs one.
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Mama is a lightning catcher.
The after effect of a high speed collision with a sewing kit
Drop me satan…you ain’t my mama!
Can you give me back to Daddy? At least he’s a furry.
Winner.