And you’re going to need that slug of gin to survive this roundup.
…ah yes, the “experts” at the International Monetary Fund, with their stellar track record of global financial predictions and management. [/snark]
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...and about damn time, too.
More Political Stuff:
...it’s Illinois, so he’ll just be replaced some other terrorsymp Commie asshole. And the only “torch” I’d like to pass is the one I’d use to light his execution bonfire.
And still on the topic of Commies:
...and to think she was once my “representative” back when I lived in Chicago. I used to write to her often, but she always ignored me — possibly because my salutation was “Dear Commie Bitch”.
...let’s embrace the healing power of “and”, shall we?
From the Police Blotter:
…well, so much for her Secret Service protection detail. Also:
In International News:
...just another day in Merrie Olde England. As is this one:
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...crappy car, nobody cares.
In Sad Business News:
...no matter how famous the backer: if the product is shit, nobody’s going to buy it.
Finally:
...I’m sorry, but “Whoopi Goldberg” and “going down” should never appear in the same headline.
#VomitAlert
And speaking of vomiting:
...I was unaware that lesbian porno movies required the services of a fluffer, but there ya go.
And in today’s 
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Liz Hurley Is Now Bonking Billy Ray Cyrus
...well, after Shane Warne, nothing can be too disgusting, I guess.
And if he thought his heart was all achy-breaky, wait till he sees what she can do to his nether appendage.
didn’t some other Trump official get their ID stolen or is this a repeat of that story?
The only thing that the tariffs will drag down is foreign countries barriers to buying American products. DOGE is cutting off funding to the totalitarians of the racist Democrat death cult. That’s long overdue too.
Thank God for Liz Hurley.
That was our Kristi — her ID and other security stuff were all in her purse.
Re: the DeLorean. My first car was a 1979 Triumph TR7, aka “The Rolling Hemorrhoid”. If the quality control of cars built in Ulster matches the QC of cars built in England, those things should have been melted into razor blades decades ago.
Re: Whoopi Goldberg, aka “Farti Gobshite”
“RESIST!!!” (yawn) No one cares.
Re: Sugartits McHoneyvag, aka Elizabeth Hurley. Somewhere there is a portrait of her that keeps getting older. It must be guarded at all costs, even if her *ahem* charms are being so woefully mis-splattered all over that useless hillbilly.
Re: Dick(less) Durbin – He’s been nothing but a Democrat Party parrot for many years now. Just repeating what the party heads tell him. If an original thought ever popped into that atrophied brain of his, his head would explode. It might be mildly interresting to see who pops up to run for his seat, and hear the slanderous shite they throw at each other. The Republicans in Illinois will run somebody, but they’re about as organized as flatworms in a blender…