Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

Ahhhh Houston:

An aggressive driver was shot numerous times Friday night in Houston, Texas, after allegedly brake-checking, blocking, and chasing a couple riding in another vehicle.

The incident occurred around 9:30 p.m.

The [dead] suspect, a man in his 40s, was driving a pickup truck when he allegedly “zeroed in on a car driven by a 20-year-old man.” There was also a pregnant woman in the car with the younger man.

The driver allegedly brake-checked the 20-year-old, drove into oncoming traffic to get beside him, and finally, blocked the car’s forward motion, then exited his truck with his hand near his pockets.

The 20-year-old [allegedly] feared for himself and for the woman with him and [allegedly] opened fire, [allegedly] hitting the 40-year-old numerous times.

I added a few “allegedy”s in there, just to be all legal and stuff.

You know, Texas just isn’t a place where you want to do that “road rage” thing, something our corpus delicti  should have known but alas too late.

7 comments

  1. Can’t wait for the small lacking detail about the recently deceased idiot (congruent words).
    Do we open a pool to see if he was:
    A – drunk
    B – high on weed
    C – illegal
    D – father of the pregnant lady
    E – muslime
    F – vet suffering from PTSD
    G – choirboi just starting to turn his life around

  2. What’s that line the younger folks use? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. With more and more people packing equalizers, legal or otherwise, you’re a d*mn fool if you think that raising a finger, voice, or fist is going to be the end of your little highway circus act, ya clown.

  3. You have to like the fact that the putative victim completely lit up the perpetrator by hitting him several times

    I hope that he employed the highly technical Mozambique method

  4. Actually, the road rage dude survived. The report confused things by referring to an earlier incident where the assailant didn’t.

    Road rager got hit three times and cuffed by his intended victim, an off-duty security guard, and God bless Texas, they don’t seem to be planning to charge the victim. It also seems like they aren’t sure if they’re going to charge road rager with anything, but maybe they figure that getting hit in the arm, leg, and torso is enough of a lesson?

    1. This is why I hate the media. The least they could give us is some death, but no, they fuck up even so small a detail.

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