Inspired by this tale of woe, list the 3 worst combinations (main, snack & drink) you could put in your 8-year-old kid’s school lunchbox. You can select according to taste, nutritional “value” or smell, your choice.
Mine:
- Vegan “hamburger” / olives / carton of skim milk
- Slim Jim / coconut snowball / lemon Kool-Aid
- Canned anchovies / soda crackers / can of club soda
Extra points if you actually have given them to your kids in the past, and my apologies if I’ve made anyone feel ill.
1. Olive loaf
2. Energy bar
3. Tonic Water
Can improve on the cringe of #1 by making it oat milk or soymilk.
Kim’s option 2 actually doesn’t sound bad.
Grizz, you need help.
I was going to say that.
I’ve eaten worse.
1. Liverwurst sandwich with ketchup, and an apple.
2. Cheez Wiz sandwich and bag of chips.
Both happened to me – in first grade.
I threw them both out.
Head cheese sandwich
No salt pretzels
Buttermilk
One co-worker brought a sandwich, sour dough bread piled high with roast beef, onion, lettuce, tomato, sprouts, and mustard.
The other brought two slices of white bread & one slice of bologna…
Any guesses as to who raided the refrigerator first and ate the good sandwich?
Peas porridge on knakbrod
Durian
Kale celery and lettuce smoothie