Caption Competition #315 January 19, 2024 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments. And remember: the more tasteless, the better.
“I don’t care what you’re the Secretary of, I don’t do that shit and when Don gets here you’ll learn that he doesn’t either.” .
Jeez Karen, first you bite my dick off then you hog the phone. I gotta call 911 before the blood soaks through this bandage again.
“That’s right, Reverend… I AM in the presence of Our Lord and Savior. And he wants to have a word with you about those altar boys.”
This ‘still’ from his forth-‘coming’ (lol lol lol etcetera etcetera etcetera) sleep-over bio-pict illustrates the ways Gandhi believed sex existed only to procreate and never to enjoy… a view certainly *NOT* shared by his billions of lusty female devotees! . ***** . him (exiting the try-on room at Target™ just before Halloween): * “I absolutely love the way this disguise makes me look like a hindoo guru!” . her (humoring him while dialing RapidResponse© (slogan: ‘the mental-health padded-van professionals!™’)): * “The resemblance is uncanny!”
“…your mom, to come and get you. Why do you ask?”
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” right, small pie, extra cheese. And what if they don’t have Bud Light?”
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“Sorry Jesus, no call from the Governor. you’re still on for Friday. See you Sunday”
Jesus observes Karen’s phone sex line business
Hello, is that “adopt a democrat”? I want to return the one you sent
Okay that’s pretty funny right there.
Can’t be a Democrat, though; no lipstick.
“I don’t care what you’re the Secretary of, I don’t do that shit and when Don gets here you’ll learn that he doesn’t either.”
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“Target says that coupon for half-price Depends expired last week, sorry.”
Jeez Karen, first you bite my dick off then you hog the phone. I gotta call 911 before the blood soaks through this bandage again.
“I’M old-fashioned? YOU’RE the one with a fucking land line!”
[trying to compete with Stencil, here]
“That’s right, Reverend… I AM in the presence of Our Lord and Savior. And he wants to have a word with you about those altar boys.”
Senator, Congressman, Teacher, Professor (of the Democrat persuasion).
This ‘still’ from his forth-‘coming’ (lol lol lol etcetera etcetera etcetera) sleep-over bio-pict illustrates the ways Gandhi believed sex existed only to procreate and never to enjoy… a view certainly *NOT* shared by his billions of lusty female devotees!
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him (exiting the try-on room at Target™ just before Halloween):
* “I absolutely love the way this disguise makes me look like a hindoo guru!”
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her (humoring him while dialing RapidResponse© (slogan: ‘the mental-health padded-van professionals!™’)):
* “The resemblance is uncanny!”
You ordered a diapered genie?
“It’s over. Call whoever you want, Nikki. This Indian is going to endorse Trump.”