Train Smash Women — 2022 Update

It’s all bad news, I’m afraid.   First, Lindsay Lohan:

Lindsay Lohan reacted to the news that her return to acting in her new film “Falling for Christmas” hit number one on Netflix, as she thanked fans for all their support over the years.

Wait… you mean no more Train Smash pics are coming?

… etc?

Must admit, though:  the girl has cleaned up quite nicely:

But there’s still a lot of Teh Crazy lurking in those eyes, so all may not be lost yet.

The really bad news concerns my #1 Train Smash Woman, Lisa Appleton, who has gone from this:

 

…to this:

Lisa, 54, is set to co-host a new crime series called Hollywood Files, which will air on streaming service ROKU.

The star will present the documentary show with Bryn Curt James Hammond, who is an author and former magazine editor.

An actual job, instead of just giving the paparazzi work?

Say it ain’t so.

In other news, though, the newly-married Britney Spears continues to impress:

So all is not yet lost.

3 comments

  1. I never thought Lohan was all that pretty. Cute as a child actor, but not as an adult.

    Britney, however, may be worth the crazy for the ride. She definitely looks good regardless of all the miles.

    1. Agreed. At least for a while.

      And she hasn’t succumbed to the deforestation trend in the “interesting” areas.

  2. Websters dictionary would be well served to put a photo of yon Brittney next to the definition of crazy. Don’t think she will last another 5 years without going totally insane, ending up with a nice padded room for digs assuming she does not drive a car off the cliff before then.

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