“Well that’s your predecessor taken care of. How about you get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich”
Sure I can suck a golf ball through that. Next problem?
OK, so, yes,the dress had ” Money tree” design, but I still say you can’t plant it an expect it to grow.
If only it was a penis and not a hose….the things I would do to that.
“Hey, I dug the hole; I’m entitled to at least half of Mom’s estate.”
Hey, I buried her, can I have the ring now?
Steve Bannon, drunk again.
That’s a new, different take on “Pour one out”
I think you wasted a viagara on trying to grow a dick tree.
Practicing the three S’s
Shoot
Shovel
Shut up
Post-op — and looking quite scandalously-delish! — the former Jimmy now known as ‘Jasmine’ held a formal ‘good-bye’ ceremony for his (her?) (its?) former private parts!
“When I said I wanted you to “plant your seed,” this is not what I had in mind, Max.”
Her: “Why are you staring at my beever?”
You sold the house for a bag of magic… what?
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“Well that’s your predecessor taken care of. How about you get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich”
Sure I can suck a golf ball through that. Next problem?
OK, so, yes,the dress had ” Money tree” design, but I still say you can’t plant it an expect it to grow.
If only it was a penis and not a hose….the things I would do to that.
“Hey, I dug the hole; I’m entitled to at least half of Mom’s estate.”
Hey, I buried her, can I have the ring now?
Steve Bannon, drunk again.
That’s a new, different take on “Pour one out”
I think you wasted a viagara on trying to grow a dick tree.
Practicing the three S’s
Shoot
Shovel
Shut up
Post-op — and looking quite scandalously-delish! — the former Jimmy now known as ‘Jasmine’ held a formal ‘good-bye’ ceremony for his (her?) (its?) former private parts!
“When I said I wanted you to “plant your seed,” this is not what I had in mind, Max.”