Bedehr Gesocht

Alert Reader Mike M sends me this cheerful little piece:

A Florida man is facing criminal charges for alleged “lewd, indecent and obscene acts” aboard a Boston-bound flight.

Yeah, fine, whatever, Florida Man doing strange shit, nothing to see here, move along.  Until we read the very next sentence:

Donald Edward Robinson, 76, Bonita Springs, was arrested Sunday morning at Logan International Airport and charged by criminal complaint with one count of lewd, indecent and obscene acts.

Seventy-six years old?  Man deserves a medal, not prosecution.  Then further on:

Robinson is accused of masturbating and exposing his penis in front of a 21-year-old woman who was seated next to him.  The woman recorded a 24-second video clip of Robinson allegedly touching and manipulating his penis through his pants shortly after the flight took off, authorities said. Robinson allegedly then exposed his penis.  The woman tried to point Robinson out to a flight attendant after landing but was unable to point him out due to the number of people trying to exit the aircraft.  Security footage captured Robinson exiting the terminal.

Spoilsports.  As the title of this post indicates, we should all be so lucky to have such lascivious thoughts, so well past our threescore years and ten.


  1. I suspect that the truth is that this snowflake was upset that she had to sit next to ” some really Old Dude” for the entire 45 minute flight. He was really just ” adjusting his underwear ” after finding himself seated next to somebody who was younger than his granddaughter. The rest she just made up to make the story better.

    …. at least that’s the story I’d tell to the judge. The only problem is that in Boston the Judge is likely to be some Black Feminist.

    1. Black feminist?

      More like it would be a transsexual male
      To female changeling who insists on having access to abortion and tampons as a right, while she says all men (other than her male to female transsexual
      Self of course) are evil and guilty.

      1. Some acts are necessary to prove one is in fact good, including saying goodbye to Mr. Happy.

  2. A friend of mine’s mom has dementia and she’s done that several times. They had to stop buying her bananas. (no joke!)

  3. “The only bright side of that scenario is that other currencies are even more shaky than ours”
    So far, but Joe is working on it.

  4. My ninety year old neighbor said recently that what he wants for his birthday is a paternity suit.

  5. There was a far better FloridaMan™ story out yesterday, with the headline of “Florida man arrested after cops find him in possession of drugs, guns and alligator.”

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