News commentary, as written by Hemingway. Links in the pics.
…yeah, welcome to OUR Deep State world, Bubba.
…as all Amazon and Wal-Mart customers know, Chinese quality control is legendary. And speaking of which:
…ordinarily I’d be worried, except that none of them will work. Also, we need things to shoot at while we’re cooped up in our houses. (Pro tip: 00 buckshot)
…(unspoken:) Give Us More Money. However, if you look at the map, the famine would likely have struck even without the Chinkvirus. In other words: carry on, nothing to see here.
…they’re all gonna die. When Gummint is optimistic, it’s time to head for the bunkers.
…52-year-old single mother of four (all by different fathers) needs sex. Quite a prospect.
…all well and good, except it’s almost impossible to monitor abusive behavior during a lockdown. But hey, let’s throw money at it: that always works. Stupid Seffrican tart.
…looks like I may have to be cooped up for a while yet. Shit.
…I report, you decide: