Arriving in my Inbox yesterday was this breathless news:
Man, have they ever got me wrong.
In the first place, my NRA membership has long since expired — which just shows you the value of a mailing list (at least to them).
And yeah, I’m so jazzed about winning a fucking sandy-colored Glock, because that screams right there that I’m an “operator” and I really want to be regarded as such.
were to be replaced by any one of these:
…I still wouldn’t have sent in an entry and renewed my membership.
To the NRA: don’t hold yer breath, you clueless idiots.
The good thing about electronic mail is that it costs almost nothing to send a message. That’s also the bad thing about e-mail.