Aaaargh is nothing sacred anymore?
The makers of Glenlivet whisky have been ridiculed on Twitter after revealing a new method of consuming their product.
Posting a video to Twitter, the company plans to share clear cocktail capsules made from seaweed to house the drink.
The user simply places the capsule in their mouth and pops it to enjoy the ‘perfect flavour-explosion’ experience that will set ‘a new standard on how whisky is enjoyed.’
Here’s a game I’d suggest:
Whoever dreamed up this fucking terrible idea should swallow eight of these capsules whole, one after the other. Wait five minutes. Get on a fast motorcycle in Edinburgh and head south towards London on Britain’s M1, at 100mph.
The game is for Scotch drinkers to bet where the “flavour explosion” will occur and the stupid asshole wipes out and dies.