1) Chicago: 75% of Murdered Are Black, 71% of Murderers Are Black — …and the accusations of “RAYCISSS!!!” will begin in 5… 4… 3… 2…
2) Round 2 of
Democrat Socialist candidate debates ends — all around the same theme: “We’re going to give stuff to undeserving people and make other people pay for it, or else distill the money from unicorn droppings.”
3) Getting Tough On Crime In Britain from one of Boris’s Babes — and about damn time, too, although we’ll have to wait and see how effective it is.
4) Beaten up for wearing a MAGA hat — my advice is that if you’re going to wear a MAGA hat, you need to wear a .45 as well, just in case. Tough shit if you live in New York Fucking City, like this poor guy does.
5) That asshole Moore wants Michelle Obama to run against Trump in 2020 — my suspicion is that Black Hillary won’t do any better than White Hillary did.
6) “What’s Killing Office Romances?” — rabid feministicals, lawyers and Human Resources [considerable overlap]. Next stupid question?
7) Mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton — not gonna comment until we get some facts in (unlike this asshole). But just for the sake of balance (amid the press hysteria): 29 people dead in these two incidents equates to half the average monthly shooting deaths (63) in Chicago in 2016 . Just sayin’.