1. On a 10,000 acre corn farm in Iowa, how many wild field animals are killed each year by farming equipment?

  2. Mark each of ’em with an oversized USDA “CONDEMNED” stamp.

    Tape it right over the hole.

    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  3. Kill’em & Grill’em I will eat most any type of critter except probably cats and dogs and prefer to not eat horses and if you ate people you would probably get Mad Cow disease and those folks under plastic would have the nasty, bitter, smelly taste of liberals, so there’s that.

  4. oversize meat left out in the sun in leaking packages. Fork lift and dumpster.
    Damn litterbugs.

  5. About my suggestion about becoming a wildebeest meat importer…? Old Blighty is way too proud of their ‘beests. Mebbe one of your Texas rancher friends might consider raising herds of said ‘beests. Dunno how you might control their migratory impulses.

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