1. It has been asserted many times on many websites that a group of baboons is called a “congress”. As insulting as this is to baboons, I haven’t been able to confirm this through other means. It’s one of those “facts” that are so good they have to be true.

  2. It would appear that both chimps and bonobos have more rational and productive behavior patterns than Republicans. The Democrats, on the other hand, more closely resemble bees or termites that have just lost the regnant queen and are still selecting a replacement.

    Maybe I should change my handle to “MadAnt.”

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