Commie mermaids attack Judge Kavanaugh while he sleeps….
A blond, a redhead , and a brunette all go testicle noodling….
The Rhinemaidens seem to have come down in the world.
Scrub harder, ladies. The hull isn’t going to clean itself.
No ladies, I’m not here to make you get out of the water. I’m just here to feed the alligator.
That summer at ‘…Band Camp…’ when Joe Biden came to our concert.
Now we’ll never get that smell off the fish…..
No matter how much fun its seems at the time, don’t let ’em get you by the balls. They won’t give ’em back.
That’s from a Doctor Who episode, I think, the one with vampires from outer space in Venice. David Tennant or Matt Smith, I forget which. Yeah, I’m a nerd.
Its balls were this big!! Nooo – THIS big!!!
“That’s the last time we use Ted Kennedy for Uber!”
I’d also like to remind everyone of the evil plot to misidentify the graves of those who valiantly served in Arlington all in an effort to keep me from relieving myself on his pickled corpse.
Winner
You there in the front it is then. I have a certain task appropriate for the cack handed. You can see yourself aboard, I’m sure.
Commie mermaids attack Judge Kavanaugh while he sleeps….
A blond, a redhead , and a brunette all go testicle noodling….
The Rhinemaidens seem to have come down in the world.
Scrub harder, ladies. The hull isn’t going to clean itself.
No ladies, I’m not here to make you get out of the water. I’m just here to feed the alligator.
That summer at ‘…Band Camp…’ when Joe Biden came to our concert.
Now we’ll never get that smell off the fish…..
No matter how much fun its seems at the time, don’t let ’em get you by the balls. They won’t give ’em back.
That’s from a Doctor Who episode, I think, the one with vampires from outer space in Venice. David Tennant or Matt Smith, I forget which. Yeah, I’m a nerd.
Its balls were this big!! Nooo – THIS big!!!
“That’s the last time we use Ted Kennedy for Uber!”
I’d also like to remind everyone of the evil plot to misidentify the graves of those who valiantly served in Arlington all in an effort to keep me from relieving myself on his pickled corpse.
Winner
You there in the front it is then. I have a certain task appropriate for the cack handed. You can see yourself aboard, I’m sure.