1. No ladies, I’m not here to make you get out of the water. I’m just here to feed the alligator.

  2. No matter how much fun its seems at the time, don’t let ’em get you by the balls. They won’t give ’em back.

  3. That’s from a Doctor Who episode, I think, the one with vampires from outer space in Venice. David Tennant or Matt Smith, I forget which. Yeah, I’m a nerd.

    1. I’d also like to remind everyone of the evil plot to misidentify the graves of those who valiantly served in Arlington all in an effort to keep me from relieving myself on his pickled corpse.

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