In order of implausibility:
- “My little sister hid my backpack.”
- “The dog wouldn’t move away from lying in front of my dad’s car.”
- “It was the Russians.”
- “I had a panic attack because Donald Trump is President.”
…and the absolute worst reason for being late for school:
- “My gym teacher just wouldn’t let me get out of bed this morning.”
Your suggestions in Comments.
I was too hungover.
My mom was wearing my uniform and wouldn’t take it off.
We were having the dog for breakfast, and it took me a while to work up the nerve to butcher him.
It took forever to carjack a ride to school.
The screams from the last teacher to hassle me kept running through my mind, keeping me awake.
Okay, the carjack one is a winner.
“I had to pay the Uber driver, and it took him FOREVER to cum”.
.…and the absolute worst reason for being late for school:
“My gym teacher just wouldn’t let me get out of bed this morning.”
Yabbut consider the last scene of the movie Weird Science: “gym teacher” Kelly LeBrock telling her class of boys “Drop and give me 20!”