Gammy’s Special Moment

Via Insty (who should know better), we learn that yes, Grandma’s still having sex.

Okay, all my usual admonitions about TMI (Too-Much-fucking-Information) [sic] apply here, but as someone who isn’t (yet) a grandfather but who is well into the demographic, I can’t for the life of me see why this is news, or of any possible interest to anyone. Everyone (except, it seems, for Millennial reporters) knows perfectly well that people can and do have sex well into their dotage, but the only difference, now that the ghastly Baby Boomers are old farts, is that they feel a need to tell everyone they’re doing it, compared to their own grandparents (most of whom must be mercifully deceased by now) who in all likelihood had geriatric sex too, but didn’t broadcast it from the rooftops.

Modesty, people.

All that said, however, I think that this is one of the sweetest pictures ever taken:

There’s a Yiddish expression (excuse the spelling) “Bedehr gesocht!” which is a combination of “I should be so lucky”, “God willing” and “let’s hope so” — and it fits this situation perfectly. Bless their wrinkly old private parts.

And a pox on all the youngins who go “Eeewwwww!” when they look at the pic.


  1. Sadly, I think I know where this was taken, LOL.

    I’m a Floridian, born and raised, and I’ve always lived near or on the East coast of the state. When I was 16 and had just gotten my license, I was in the habit of going to a “new” beach as often as I could, usually every weekend. About an hour north of where I lived was Playalinda beach in Titusville. Having heard rumors that part of it was a “clothing optional” beach, my horomone saturated self got the ASAP, expecting to scope out some nubile young boobies.

    Sadly, the plan didn’t work as hoped. I was the younger person on that beach by at least 40 years. I did, however, see a few happy older couples, enjoying the sun and the salt spray. It both gave me something to look forward too (in my dotage), and something to regret (because what teenager wants to see ALL the places wrinkles can form?).

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