Starting off with some good news:
...and all he had to do was fire a bunch of government workers and close their departments. Jealous, I am.
...”about fucking time”? Well, I would have said that.
In Tech News:
...except when it comes to censoring conservative content and making it disappear from their search engine.
In the Lawn Order Dept.:
...in which we play the our always-popular “Guess the Race” game. Also keyword: Chicago.
And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...to the surprise of absolutely nobody with any common sense, as we’ve noted before.
...and anywhere else, he’d be losing his mind permanently as his body temperature reaches that of the room; but not in Britishland.
...which somehow manages to combine both The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© and Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©.
And speaking of the unspeakable:
...which would concern me if I actually gave a flying fuck about the snowflakes’ opinion of me — especially as:
...well isn’t that special. Let’s send a few (hundred) thousand of them to live in Gaza, then.
And speaking of Unspeakable Wokism:
...in which we play our new “Guess The Sex of the CEO” game.
From the Sports Desk:
...is it just me, or does “German surfer” create the same cognitive dissonance as, say, “Swiss Naval Officer” or “Haitian chess player”?
In the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.:
...aren’t we glad that the U.S. doesn’t do titles?
In the Dept. of Health:
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And, of course, there’s always some link-free 
And in a stroll down 
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...well, let’s see what awaits the throbbing phalli of Teh Brits:
All together now:
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “Run Britannia! Britannia run away!” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
And that’s all the news anyone needs, I think.
