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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Special Event
This one’s just for my Tribe Readers:
L’chaim, boychiks.
News Roundup
Wait a minute: is all that 
heart-healthy stuff true? Well:
...I’d give it up, but that’s just what they want me to do. Then again:
...never mind steak dinners: let’s hear it for steak breakfasts. With eggs fried in butter. Instead of cereals.
Do it for your health. No forever chemicals.
Time for the weekly 
...gonna need even more if we’re ever to reach that “20 million deportations” goal.
…and ten guesses where he came from, and how he got in. [#FuckJoeBiden]
...did they scoop up that rancid bitch Ilhan Omar as well? No? Damn.
Still in Minnesoduh:
...in which we play the old “Guess The Perp’s Race” game again. And sadly, said victim was not Ilhan Omar.
Some 
:
...all together now:
In Terrorist Bastard News:
...wait: he’s not a MAGA guy? How disappointing… for the Left.
Let’s look at the Sex Offenders Registry:
...just a guess, but I’m suspecting that any other would-be rapists in that village may be thinking twice, now.
...even for the French, that might be a little extreme.
...nice to see that “Grab-A-Granny” is now a prison exercise option.
From the Dept. of Education:
...hell hath no fury like a teacher scorned.
...this is only newsworthy in that it was a male teacher doing the minor-bonking. And still in Floriduh:
...so? Can’t see the problem, here.
And for the ever-popular 
And in the third house on the right down 
:
...have we gone Full Sydney yet? Apparently not:
And that’s all the Sydney News for now.
Monday Funnies
And our Classical reference:
Yes, today we’re pulling that train of thought:
Anyway, to get that taste out of your mouth (so to speak), here are a few of the actual MILF persuasion:
All good, clean fun. Or something like that. Happy Monday.
Caption Competition #422
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News Update
So let’s start off with some calls for government bastardy.
...just what we needed: more nanny regulations that don’t work.
#NobodySmokesAnymoreAfterScareLabels #YeahRight
And speaking of things that didn’t work:
...actually, you can substitute almost any word for “homelessness” (diplomacy, healthcare etc.) and it would still be true.
...fuck me, if they did that in Texas they’d go out of business in a week.
...I’m thinking that it may be time to start shooting the “protestors”, but no doubt someone’s going to have a problem with this.
On a lighter ICE note:
...why is this ICE news? Because it should be.
#RaiseTheDrawbridge
And in related news:
...one would hope that the USDA had been doing this from the very beginning, but one would be hopelessly naïve.
...see the above comment.
From the International Court Of Justice:
...to prove that even the terrorists can get it right occasionally.
Related:
...given who’s enraged, he must be doing the right thing.
From the Dept. of Education:
...hey, as long as the baby wasn’t in the bed with them, right?
From the Dept of the Blindingly Obvious:
Doctor Tells Kim Kardashian She Has
‘Low’ Brain Activity
...easiest diagnosis in medical history. And:
...say it ain’t so!
News from the Dept. of Commerce:
...wait: I thought that Trump’s election was going to tank the economy; all the cool kids said so.
And from the Dept. of Health:
…
Oh yeah, how about some 
And as we motor down 
:
...I know, pictorial evidence required:
I think you get the picture(s). And as for the news, that’s it.