And from the Classics:
And on with the usual deplorable content:
Some self-affirmation:
And some deplorable Mom stuff:
And speaking of mommies:
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Caption Competition #420
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News Roundup
Why do I love the old days so? Anyway, here’s some stuff about the modern day:
...never mind; I predict that pretty soon, cross-country skiing will become an important tourist attraction… in Ireland. So there’s that.
...not that Iceland was ever a relevant country, other than as a NATO airbase.
Yet more 
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And speaking of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© :
...and once more, let’s play the “national origin” game…
#Muzzies #NoPrizes
Coming out of the Police Blotter:
...Commie bastards spying on some other Commie bastards. Also:
...and yet he’s very much alive and the President, and you’re dead, you filthy pedophile.
...I miss the old Son of Sam days, when it was at least a dog. When you’re taking your orders from insects… I blame the Democrats.
And from the Dept. of Education:
...one wonders how this silly bitch thought it was going to end, but that presumes a mental state capable of thought. Ditto this one:
...giving a whole new slant to the term “Phys Ed”.
Here’s something from the Dept. of Health:
...and no, this time it wasn’t Britishland’s legal system.
#WTFAustria?
...life as Michael Corleone’s wife must have been tough.
And in this week’s (blessedly) un-linked 
And in our Possibly Fake Headline section:
...what? you know the judge would do it if he could.
And running headlong down 
:
...you know, I just can’t help thinking that our Kimmie might just do better at her exams if she spent more time at the books than doing this kind of thing:
No man should, although so many have.
And that’s the news as it was, sorta.
Monday Funnies
And in a more classical vein, after last Friday’s annual physical:
But let’s move on from that, and into the usual mixture of smut, bad taste and slander:
Now for the “smut” part:
And if that’s what awaits you at your workplace, you should hit the road…
Caption Competition #419
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News Roundup
...wait, you mean that I sold my Chevy Suburban and bought a Prius for nothing?
In
...only 25? They need to pump up those numbers or else we’ll think they’re just not trying hard enough.
...forgive me if I think the term “migrant economy” should not exist in the United States.
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And similarly in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© :
...of course, his motive is a total mystery to both law enforcement and the press.
#France #Unexpected
...see above.
#ThanksAngelaMerkel
...in which we play the “Guess The City” game.
#Minneapolis
In International Hunting News:
...probably a whole lot cheaper just to hire a bunch of good ol’ boys from the Appalachians to do the job.
From the Sports Pages:
...yes, this will absolutely help Nike recover market share.
#BudLiteFuckup
From the Dept. of Education:
...the word “allegedly” is in there somewhere, but we all know the truth.
...Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face is in danger of perishing from over-use.
Time for some 
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In our Almost True Headlines section:
...hey, it wouldn’t surprise me.
And as we peruse the real estate listings in 
:
...for those who don’t know, this is ol’ Charlie Sheen’s castoff:
In the first iteration of the headline, the word “dating” was used; I simply edited it to reflect the reality of the thing.
And if that doesn’t sour you on the news, nothing will.