And a reminder:
(link in pic)
And on we go:
And finally, some candidates to share that motor home with you:
Now climb aboard, and head out into the week.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Muzzled!
Here’s one that got me giggling:
Donald Trump will not be given the honor of addressing Parliament during his state visit as Emmanuel Macron did this week, The Telegraph understands.
The date of the US president’s trip is being deliberately timed for mid-September, when there is a parliamentary recess, handing the UK an excuse for not offering the speech.
Mr Trump is also not expected to visit Buckingham Palace, which is being restored, or enjoy a ceremonial carriage ride down the Mall in London – features of many past state visits from world leaders.
I’m sure the “deliberate timing” was to prevent Trump from embarrassing the Labour Party with his normal “fuck you” style of speaking in the Commons, and his uncomfortable (to them) habit of telling it like it is, e.g. “You assholes locked up an old lady for an angry tweet? WTF?”
Never mind. I’m sure his press conferences are going to be epic — if the Brits allow them to be published or aired, that is.
The only way this could be more fun is if the Brit government were having ArgyPres Javier Milei and EyetiePM Giorgia Meloni over at the same time, for a threesome (so to speak).
Whithered
I don’t remember which writer — I think it was P.J. O’Rourke — who once described the acronym MEGO (My Eyes Glaze Over) when applied to an article such as “Whither Gambia?”, i.e. implying that such a topic would be of little interest to anyone, and would bore one to tears in the reading.
Well, that may have been true with the old Gambia; but nowadays an article on The Gambia [sic] is likely to be anything but boring:
FORGET innocent piña coladas by the pool and cheeky glances at topless barmen – now sun-seeking, sex-loving Brit grans are boarding planes in search of far more risky adventures.
Wealthy older women are jetting off this summer for one reason only: to romp with men decades younger – and substantially poorer – than themselves. And this week the beaches are set to be more rampant than ever.
Promiscuous pensioners are heading in their droves to The Gambia, the west African country where exotic food is far from the spiciest thing on the menu.
Despite a plea made by The Gambia Tourist Board asking elderly Brits to go elsewhere to look for young lovers, the problem has only got worse.
I should warn Readers that some of the pics in the article are… overflowing.
“Grab-A-Granny” tourism… ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “What a wonderfuuuul world” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ [/Satchmo]
Caption Competition #401
Your suggestions in Comments.
News Roundup
Now it’s time for Teh Doom, so
...except the “speeding up” is measured in milliseconds, and also slowing down occasionally by the same rate because that’s how the world turns.
...note weasel word “could”, which is interchangeable with “might not”.
In Foreign News:
...heterosexual porn is unaffected, however, so there’s that.
And speaking of Loathsome Terrorist Assholes:
…
Some Worthless Political Opinions:
...given the source, it’s probably neither colossal nor a mistake.
…
...Steroidal Deportation Machine activated, and it’s about damn time.
In Crime News:
...guess it was just stolen off AG Bondi’s desk, then, because that’s where she said it was.
#FuckingLiars #CoverUp
And now it’s time for 
And on the byway known as 
:
…never mind MILF, she’s almost GILF:
Not that a GILF is a Bad Thing, of course.
