News Roundup

And in Media Events we’ve been expecting for a long time:


...nepotism at its finest.  Also:


...and good for them.  Lest we forget, Brand is being accused, but hasn’t been found guilty of any crime, let alone this bullshit.


...as long as it makes landfall at Washington D.C., I’m cool with it.

And in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:


...or maybe that asteroid could hit Northern California instead?  All these choices...

Still on the falling Biden Economy:


...just take a number, assholes.

In Parish News:


...so much for his plan to become the next Pope.  Although...

From the Department of Litigation:


...sounds about right.  Of course, maybe he could have seen the non-bridge before driving off it — which will be the Google defense.


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In link-free INSIGNIFICA:

...no comment.


...go on, you know you want to. Read more

3 Modern Affectations

…that make me want to go out into the street and slap random people in the face, just on the off-chance that they support this bullshit.

  • Gender reveal parties:  apart from maybe the grandparents, who the fucking fuck cares about someone else’s unborn baby’s gender?
  • “Hate speech”:  it was fucking iniquitous before it started becoming ingrained into law;  now it’s getting to be really toxic, as a tool for censorship and career destruction.
  • “Net Zero 2030”:  or, how to utterly ruin the global economy with quasi-religious fervor.

Feel free to add your particular contemporary triggers (another fucking burr expression in my shorts)  in Comments.