But never mind all that unseemly laughter, let’s:
…and the reaction from non-Californicators and non-Oregonads at the prospect of losing San Francisco, LA and Portland:
Some good things from 
...one more time, add a zero to that total so we can get really happy.
...weren’t the Boston cops going to RESIST! or something? Oh no, wait, that’s on the Left coast:
...I thought she was about to retire, the poor old addled thing. Anyway, let’s see how that resistance/arrest thing plays out.
...do we have a similar ROE Over Here? If not, why not?
And in Sporting News:
...yes, Mr. Blaine, I am shocked — shocked! — to discover that there’s gambling on professional sports.
From The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© :
...I’m just curious as to when the German voters finally say, “Genug!”
In Lawn Ordure (International) News:
...at least she didn’t post hateful words in social media. (Update: they’ve since dropped the charges. Sadly, the fear of tar and feathers did not seem to be a factor.)
And let’s have some decidedly non-linky 
And a new feature, Headlines That May Be Just A Little Inaccurate:
...once again, no man should.
...although I wouldn’t be all that surprised if it was actually true.
Lastly, on our leisurely saunter down 
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...Keely who…. oh wait, that one: 800-meter Olympic gold medalist Keely Hodgkinson:
And that’s a nice end to the news.
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