All The Cool Kids

…are going to be looking at what’s new in the zoo for their 2025 handgun needs.

Boy, are we in trouble.

First off, I’m going to ignore anything chambered in 9mm, whether Parabellum or Short (.380 ACP).  Why?  Because 9mm DA pistols are like men’s hairy assholes:  they’re fugly, and every man (except Your Humble Narrator) has one (the gun, I mean).  Additionally, I can’t tell the difference between them without a score card, save for the Springfield XD which is recognizable only because it’s been on the market for so long.

Then there’s this horrible thing from Century:

A handgun (yeah, right) in .308 Win/7.62×51Are you fucking kidding me?

Then, to add insult to injury is Ed Brown’s .45 ACP “Kobra Karry”

…which will doubtless find favor with the Kardashian coven because of that obsessive need to start every name with a “K”.  And only a Kardashian would be able to afford this 1911 variant anyway, at over $3,000.

And speaking of 1911s, try the new Wilson Combat Project 1 (in 9mm yet):

I’m going to go out on a limb and state that this may be the ugliest 1911 ever made… and it sells for a piddling $4,000.  Bill Wilson must have been on vacation when this blingy design was approved.  It’s cheaper than the Nighthawk Double Agent (also in 9mm) by a couple of grand:


…but then all 1911s are cheaper than the Nighthawk.

Fach.

Okay, I’ve slagged off these “new” guns enough.  Now for the question:

If your rich old Uncle Elmer offered to buy you any gun under $2,000 on this list, which one would you accept as a gift?  (I promise to make no comment or criticism of your choice because #FreeGun.)

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That’s A Lorra Lorra Rounds

From this article about newcomers to the shotgun market:

Mossberg | 590M Standoff

Specifications
Gauge: 12; 2¾-inch chamber
Magazine Capacity: 10 rounds
Barrel Length: 14.375 inches
Overall Length: 27 inches
Weight: 6 pounds, 5 ounces
MSRP: $1,050

Apart from my distaste for the sawn-off buttstock, I have to say I think this might be a leeeeetle too much — because 10 rounds of 12ga ammo is going to ad more than a few ounces to the 6.5lbs of the gun.

Speaking for myself, if I had to pick one of the guns in the above article, I’d rather go with the

Heritage | Coachwhip

Specifications
Gauge: 12; 3-inch chambers
Capacity: 2 rounds
Barrel Length: 18.5 inches
Overall Length: 35.43 inches
Weight: 6 pounds, 12 ounces
MSRP: $984.99

Yeah, it’s actually heavier than the Mossberg above — but that extra weight comes from the longer barrels — which is where it should be, to help with recoil and accuracy.  And it looks lovely, where as the mag-fed Mossberg… ’nuff said.
#DogsAss

And the rest of the guns listed… meh.

That said, if I were in the market for a self-defense pump shottie, it is and always will be the peerless Mossberg 590 Mariner:

Full stock, 20″ barrel, 8 rounds in the mag (same number as in my 1911, FYI), indestructible finish… pretty much all one might need, methinks.  One day I might sell one of my spare guns to buy this one.  If I had a spare gun to sell, that is.
#GunShortage

Feel free to argue in Comments, as always.

Welcome Wagon

Reader Mike S. writes and suggests a housewarming present:

“Every incoming Afrikaner should be given a Green Card and a rifle. Not a Mauser but a good American-made one. Maybe a Ruger American II. Either in .30-06 or 7×57 (for tradition’s sake).”

Well, if you’re expecting an argument from me against such an action, you haven’t been reading this website for very long.

When I read this, though, I thought that a Ruger “Ranch” model would be more appropriate, given the heritage of our newest (legal) arrivals:


…but in looking at the available chamberings (see link), I find them… unsatisfactory.  Certainly not the calibers that our Seffrican imports would be familiar with.

So yes, either .30-06 (American) or .308 Win (which every Seffrican rifleman is familiar with), and therefore either the Hawkeye Compact (.308)


… or the longer-barreled Hawkeye Hunter (.30-06 or .308)

Both are extremely tasty, and I’d take either one in a bushveld minute.

HOWEVER:

Let’s get creative, here, and consider giving them a rifle with which every Seffrican of a certain age is familiar:

Ho yuss… the FN-FAL / DSArms SA-58 — note the “SA” — or, to give the thing its Seffrican name, the R1, along with four spare magazines and a couple hundred rounds of 7.62x51mm.

This choice achieves two objectives:

  • gives our new “settlers” (heh heh) a means of self-defense, and
  • sets the anti-gun socialists’ collective hair on fire.

Anyone have a problem with this idea?


Afterthought:  also, a .22 rifle (e.g. the Ruger 10/22) and a thousand-odd rounds of ammo because it’s a household appliance and every home should have one.

Thoughts For The Upcoming Hallmark Holiday

…from the folks at Palmetto State Armory:

Tagline:  “Roses Are Nice. Rifles Are Better.”

My sentiments exactly.  Roses die, but a decent rifle is forever.

So for all you lucky guys out there whose wives enjoy shooting, here’s a thought (link in pic):

I’d have suggested one with rose-pink furniture, but PSA doesn’t sell them.

Range Test: CCI Subsonic

Last week I had to go to Academy for something or other that New Wife wanted me to get… and as any fule kno, this is dangerous for Yer Humble Narrator because Academy has frequent sales of ammo.

And so it came to pass that yea, they had a sale on ammo — specifically on CCI Subsonic 40gr, of which type I had absolutely none on hand in Ye Olde Ammoe Locquere.

So I picked up a few boxes thereof — at 4c per round yippee — but on the road home, a thought occurred to me:

Would the lighter-loaded subsonic ammo have a different point of aim than the Mini-Mag 40gr?

Two hours later found me at the range, duly equipped with Marlin 880SQ, ammo and sandbag to make the test.

Poop:  the rifle range was closed for maintenance, so I had to use the 25-yard pistol range.  The distance was not really a problem — it’s just an informal comparison test after all — but sadly, the shallow shelf in the pistol bays precluded using a sandbag, so I had to shoot off the bipod, which tends to be less accurate than a big sandbag.  Oh well.

I’d recently cleaned the 880, so I popped off a few fouling shots, and then got down to business.

Double poop:  since the last time I did a .22 test, my eyes have gone totally shit, ergo:

If I stare through the scope long enough, the two lines eventually resolve into one, but after while, as we all know, the gun starts to shake a little after a prolonged hold.  Ugh.  This getting old shit really sucks.  Anyway, I decided to shoot using the right-hand cross-hairs, but it wasn’t an optimal situation.  [le sigh]

Anyway, I observed the usual discipline:  no fiddling with the scope between shots or strings, same hold on the target (dead center of the diamond), and so on.  So we have the same rifle, same scope settings, same location, same day, same shooter (gawd help us), same bullet weight, same ammo manufacturer.

Here are the first two 5-shot strings with the Mini-Mag 40gr.

(with called flier)

…and here are the two best 5-shot strings with the Subsonic 40gr.

 

There’s some drop, but not a substantial one methinks. When I fired a full magazine (10-shot) string, however, the group tended well towards the bottom-right quadrant of the target circle.

On the whole, however, the Mini-Mags are consistently more accurate than any other .22 LR ammo I’ve ever fired.

Anyway, I fired off a few more strings of the subsonic, with no appreciable difference, and put the gun down to let the barrel cool and to take a bathroom break.

Comment 1:  even with hearing protection, there was a pronounced difference in the sound between the Mini-Mags and the Subsonics — I mean, I’m pretty sure I could have fired the Subs without hearing protection.  (I couldn’t test that, of course, because there were other shooters on the line, and they weren’t using subsonic ammo, believe me.)  In the open air, though?  Hmmm.

Comment 2:  I’m not sure why all my shots were pulled to the right, unless I should have used the left-hand crosshairs.  Aaargh.

When I came back, I decided that I’d had enough testing, and instead fired off some other .22 ammo I happened to have in the shooting bag — mostly just cheapo plinking stuff.  The results were quite interesting:

 

 

To be fair, I think the Remington Golden is actually a 36gr bullet (not 40 as noted), so maybe that would explain the different fall of shot.

But the Aguila?  I think MOAR TESTING is required…

…but I maintain that the CCI Mini-Mag .22 LR ammo is my go-to feed for my Marlin 880SQ rifle, and pretty much every .22 gun I’ve ever fired.  YMMV.