Yesterday was Ladies Day at Aintree — which brought out the very best of Scouser fashion.
Follow the link to Train Smashdom at your peril. Herewith a few samples:
Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
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Friday Night Movie
Here’s the story of the Lancia company — and the title says it best: The Power Of Fun.
My favorite Lancia models (in order):
Fulvia HF
D50 F1 (as driven by Fangio)
Stratos
Aurelia B24
Stradale
Every time Lancia decided to enter some form of racing, they’d win, win big and win with some groundbreaking new technology. Very few (if any) auto companies can make the same claim.
I just wish they hadn’t been so horribly shafted by parent company Fiat… but that’s the corporate world for you.
Quote Of The Day
From the Knuckledragger:
“You know, a wise person would take a look at the [Bud Light] ad and the losses that Anheuser-Busch has taken, put two and two together and then realize that the huge majority of Americans are sick and tired of this tranny bullshit.”
Silly rabbit: that assumes the existence of wisdom in Corporate America.
Train Smash Event
…annnnnd they’re off!
Yes, it’s time for the Train Smash Championship Stakes, at Aintree’s Grand National. Sadly, though, the pics seem to have been taken before the pubs opened…
While some appeared to have not got the memo about only wearing weird and wonderful outfits…
Rather disappointing, in fact. Maybe things will go pear-shaped later.
Caption Competition #276
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News Roundup
Today’s sponsor:
And in other health news:
… 
...we know, dude — ’cause most of them seem to have ended up in Texas.
...like tossing a pebble into mud: one small plop, no ripples, silence.
...there seems to be a lot of this going on, and it’s about time.
...it’s almost enough to make me want to go back to shopping at Target… nah, not yet.
...I like this, if only because now they won’t be able to slip in a verse from the Koran, either.
...living down to all my expectations of him.
...welcome to MY world. Fuck Joe Biden.
And from INSIGNIFICA:
...no doubt she’s all embarrassed about her wrinkles and dried-up old mimsy flaps.
...hook up with these guys, sweetie: 
…that’ll show him.
...I actually tried this, as a service to my Readers. And it tastes as bad as you think it would.
Finally, in Paige Three News:
...I’d share the link and pics, but I refuse to be responsible for all those exploding erections.
Oh, what the hell…
And that’s it, for the news.